TheTallestPsychonaut's definitions

Sobriety Dysphoria

so·bri·e·ty dys·pho·ri·a

/səˈbrīədē disˈfôrēə/

A state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with being sober

I'ma call the plug. My Sobriety Dysphoria is really acting up today.

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 28, 2021

Lemon Tek tea

Le•mon Tek tea

/ˈlemən ˈtɛk ti/

Def.: a mixture of Shroom tea¹ and Lemon Tek²

¹ Shroom tea: a beverage made with mushrooms containing Psilocybin

² Lemon Tek: a process that uses dried Shrooms, chopped or ground up, and mixed with lemon juice

That Lemon Tek tea is so good I don't think I ̡͓̭͉͍̀̾̀̾͗͠ͅ ̴̤̱̦̥̽͠c̴͇̥̠̋̒̀͋͂̕o ̼̰͛̈́͛̀͒͠͠u ̺̮͙̲͚̼̓l̶͚͔̝̻͉̪̭͑̀̌͝ḏ̴̡͆ ̶̖̌̓͑̎d ̧͔̥͌͐̋̌̕͘r̴̪̀̿̃̎͆̑i̴̺̐̚̕͝͠n̶̝̿̈́̒ķ̵̜̦̹̱̗́ ̵̺̟̯͂̇a̴̢͍̗̰̙̰̦͌̀͋̅n ̞̲̙̪̫͚̙͒̔̑̑͝͠ò̵̡͇̰̊̓̄̒̒ṭ̶͌h̴̖͕͌̿͒̉͝e ̢̹͖̳̠̓r̶̮͛̈́̓ ̥̝̝̿̒͠c ̎ͅu̴̺̩̳͑̓̑̄̈́̆̚p ̥̫̳͔̥͑̄͐̽̃̚

by TheTallestPsychonaut August 21, 2021

Midwest sober

mid-west soh-ber

Def.: when you're an alcoholic but haven't gotten charged with any DUIs

Daniel: drive safe out there

Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way

by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025

Musical drugs

mu•si•cal drugs

/ˈmyo͞ozək(ə)l drəɡs/

Def.: a game where when the music stops you do drugs

Vick: the truth is I have an emptiness in my life that I was trying to fill with music and drugs, and musical drugs.

by TheTallestPsychonaut March 4, 2021

Wook origami

Origami objects made by wooks.

Such items include: a dollar bill rolled into a drug spoon with an adjustable size scoop, a bill rolled into an envelope to store drugs safely, etc.

I'ma have to touch up on my wook origami before the next festival. I'm rusty.

by TheTallestPsychonaut March 16, 2022

Lucid Autofellatio

lu•cid au•to•fel•la•ti•o

/ˈlo͞osəd ɔtoʊfəˈlāSH(ē)ˌō/

Oral stimulation of one's own penis while in a lucid dream

Me: I think I'm about to get fired for being late
My dog: why's that?
Me: I had another Lucid Autofellatio happen
My dog: couldn't nut again?
Me: would I have been late to work if I was able to?

by TheTallestPsychonaut December 15, 2021

Lucid Creaming

lu•cid cream•ing

/ˈlo͞osəd krēmiNG/

Def.: a wet dream

I need to stop Lucid Creaming. I'm running out of unstained clothes.

by TheTallestPsychonaut December 17, 2021