Urban Dictionary: Definitions by TheTallestPsychonaut

dopamine inhaler

/ˈdoʊ.pəˌmi n ɪnˈheɪ.lɚ/

def.: another term for a marijuana vaporizer or disposable vape device

Scotty: yo, you got your dopamine inhaler with you?
Dylan: shit, you know I keep that thang on me

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a passive-aggressive tactic where someone claims to be uncomfortable to force circumstances to change

They complained to HR, but got called out for utilizing weaponized comfortability to get the other employees in unnecessary trouble.

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/ˈlɪŋkən ɛn.ɚ.d͡ʒi/

The energy exuded by people―mainly men―that live in Lincoln, NE

Daniel: that comedian from Lincoln was weird
Chris: yeah major Lincoln energy

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/līf ˈkändəm(ə)nts/

life con•di•ments

Definition: psychotropic drugs that are used sparingly

Friendly reminder that drugs don't have to be your whole life. They're best when you treat them as life condiments.

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ston•er hi•ber•na•tion

/ˈstoʊ.nɚ haɪ.bɚˈneɪ.ʃən/

the dormant state a stoner goes into after consuming too much THC

John: did you see the game yesterday?

Max: nah I ate too many edibles in the morning and ended up in stoner hibernation all day

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Chase: what are your plans for the weekend?

Zach: just got a new batch of shrooms. Might take a Paul Stamets dose and get real weird.

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to have an optimal ratio of water and THC in your body

Chris: Stoners, smoke your weed, drink your water, and stay highdrated

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