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Definitions by TheSanityAssassin

stumblefucked

being so drunk that you can't walk or stand properly, but are still with it enough not to just sit down and pass
"Haha Mackie I'm gonna get you totally stumblefucked!"
stumblefucked by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

sketchfest 

A location (usually a bar) filled with people who could be defined as sketchy.

Alternatively a large gathering of sketchy people.
"lets get out of here man...its a total sketchfest"
sketchfest by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004
groups of people who show up at parties or gatherings usually intended only for memebers of certain other groups or institutions (IE University Keggers)
"hey man, where'd all those randoms come from?"

"there were a ton of randoms at Dave's place last night..."
randoms by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

mallgoth 

Trendy kids who believe that they are "goths" when they have no understanding of the scene. Typically have baggy jeans, black dyed hair and trendy band t-shirts. Often associate their knowledge of HIM (who are a good band nonetheless) with connection to underground, when they have no real knowledge of real gothic music. While these people are often worthless as human beings, they can often be hot, and easily persuaded to do whatever you want them to for attention, particularly if they think you are "evil". They are also fun to scare the shit out of if you have an understand of real goth/black metal culture.
I have personally scared a mallgoth into a preppy by showing them a Countess album.
mallgoth by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

Mallcore 

A bastardized genre of music in which the distorted guitars and agressive vocals of hardcore and heavy metal are dumbed down musically and then packaged to be marketable to angst-ridden teens. The name is derived from the "-core" system often used to name metal and punk varients such as hardcore, metalcore and emocore, and is so named because it targets your standard mall-going teens rather than real music enthusiasts, who nearly unanimously dismiss it as garbage. It can be characterized by chugging riffs based around basic (and often no) progression, and angsty yelled or rapped vocals. The lyrical content often complains about the unfairness of teenage situation, parents, school, or in rare cases politics. There is very little place for any musical innovation, and electronic effects and samples have taken the place of guitar solos and the like in 90% of the genre's bands.
"fuck...In Flames turned into total mallcore"
Mallcore by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004
Outside of england, this is a term used by students who have went to a new city for school to describe the natives of that town. It is often seen as derogitory by those who use it, but townies themselves often embrace it as a badge of honour.
"man there are so many townies at this party"

"so where are you from?"
"oh I'm a townie"
townie by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004
A representation of "the horns", a metal salute which was first performed by Ronnie James Dio.

It is used by metal fans as general symbol of the affirmative, which could be anything from "hey man" to "fucking awesome" to "later"

it has recently begun to be used by people who are fans of other music genres and simply believe it is trendy to do. These people ar posers and are beneath notice.
"I just scored tickets to Wacken!"
"\m/"

"later man"
"\m/"
\m/ by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004