Mayhaps

A term combining the best qualities of the terms "maybe" and "perhaps" into a single superior word.
Often used when planning something mischevious or pretending to be British.

"mayhaps I'll go get fucked up instead of writing this paper"

"care for a spot of tea?"
"mayhaps a bit later"

by TheSanityAssassin November 03, 2004

acid bath

something you wish to give to a person/thing that you really hate

generally a horribly painful way of killing someone

the term is also perfect for death metal lyrics

"if that bastard comes near her again i'm gonna stick his head in an acid bath"

"This Next Song...Is Called...ACID BATH HOMICIDE!!"

by TheSanityAssassin November 03, 2004

randoms

groups of people who show up at parties or gatherings usually intended only for memebers of certain other groups or institutions (IE University Keggers)

"hey man, where'd all those randoms come from?"

"there were a ton of randoms at Dave's place last night..."

by TheSanityAssassin November 03, 2004

crazy viking motherfucker

A large, hairy, usually angry seeming individual. Most often spotted during extreme music events, or during some form of violent sporting events. It is usually used with equal measures of awe, fear and respect.

Alternitavely it can be used to describe yourself when wishing to seem more imposing.

"woah man...look at that crazy viking motherfucker!!"

"who should I kick off too?"
"anyone but that crazy viking motherfucker...that dudes huge!"

"i'm a crazy viking motherfucker, and i will get medieval on your ass if you don't get the fuck away from me RIGHT NOW!"

by TheSanityAssassin November 03, 2004

Mallcore

A bastardized genre of music in which the distorted guitars and agressive vocals of hardcore and heavy metal are dumbed down musically and then packaged to be marketable to angst-ridden teens. The name is derived from the "-core" system often used to name metal and punk varients such as hardcore, metalcore and emocore, and is so named because it targets your standard mall-going teens rather than real music enthusiasts, who nearly unanimously dismiss it as garbage. It can be characterized by chugging riffs based around basic (and often no) progression, and angsty yelled or rapped vocals. The lyrical content often complains about the unfairness of teenage situation, parents, school, or in rare cases politics. There is very little place for any musical innovation, and electronic effects and samples have taken the place of guitar solos and the like in 90% of the genre's bands.

"fuck...In Flames turned into total mallcore"

by TheSanityAssassin November 03, 2004

mallgoth

Trendy kids who believe that they are "goths" when they have no understanding of the scene. Typically have baggy jeans, black dyed hair and trendy band t-shirts. Often associate their knowledge of HIM (who are a good band nonetheless) with connection to underground, when they have no real knowledge of real gothic music. While these people are often worthless as human beings, they can often be hot, and easily persuaded to do whatever you want them to for attention, particularly if they think you are "evil". They are also fun to scare the shit out of if you have an understand of real goth/black metal culture.

I have personally scared a mallgoth into a preppy by showing them a Countess album.

by TheSanityAssassin November 03, 2004

stumblefucked

being so drunk that you can't walk or stand properly, but are still with it enough not to just sit down and pass

"Haha Mackie I'm gonna get you totally stumblefucked!"

by TheSanityAssassin November 03, 2004