TheSanityAssassin's definitions

Monkey Butler

A person who has become a complete and utter follower of another group or person. He/she will act on their whim without any thought about how stupid he/she will look or the consequences of said actions. They are usually regarded with a mixture of contempt and amusement by those whom they "serve"

"he's not their friend, he's just their monkey butler"

"hey man, get me a beer"
"fuck off, make the monkey butler do it"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

sketchfest

A location (usually a bar) filled with people who could be defined as sketchy.

Alternatively a large gathering of sketchy people.

"lets get out of here man...its a total sketchfest"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

acid bath

something you wish to give to a person/thing that you really hate

generally a horribly painful way of killing someone

the term is also perfect for death metal lyrics

"if that bastard comes near her again i'm gonna stick his head in an acid bath"

"This Next Song...Is Called...ACID BATH HOMICIDE!!"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

randoms

groups of people who show up at parties or gatherings usually intended only for memebers of certain other groups or institutions (IE University Keggers)

"hey man, where'd all those randoms come from?"

"there were a ton of randoms at Dave's place last night..."

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

Mayhaps

A term combining the best qualities of the terms "maybe" and "perhaps" into a single superior word.
Often used when planning something mischevious or pretending to be British.

"mayhaps I'll go get fucked up instead of writing this paper"

"care for a spot of tea?"
"mayhaps a bit later"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

mallgoth

Trendy kids who believe that they are "goths" when they have no understanding of the scene. Typically have baggy jeans, black dyed hair and trendy band t-shirts. Often associate their knowledge of HIM (who are a good band nonetheless) with connection to underground, when they have no real knowledge of real gothic music. While these people are often worthless as human beings, they can often be hot, and easily persuaded to do whatever you want them to for attention, particularly if they think you are "evil". They are also fun to scare the shit out of if you have an understand of real goth/black metal culture.

I have personally scared a mallgoth into a preppy by showing them a Countess album.

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

Mallcore

A bastardized genre of music in which the distorted guitars and agressive vocals of hardcore and heavy metal are dumbed down musically and then packaged to be marketable to angst-ridden teens. The name is derived from the "-core" system often used to name metal and punk varients such as hardcore, metalcore and emocore, and is so named because it targets your standard mall-going teens rather than real music enthusiasts, who nearly unanimously dismiss it as garbage. It can be characterized by chugging riffs based around basic (and often no) progression, and angsty yelled or rapped vocals. The lyrical content often complains about the unfairness of teenage situation, parents, school, or in rare cases politics. There is very little place for any musical innovation, and electronic effects and samples have taken the place of guitar solos and the like in 90% of the genre's bands.

"fuck...In Flames turned into total mallcore"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004