Definitions by TheOxfordComma
Poop sweats
Plural noun:
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session
2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody
3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos
4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session
2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody
3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos
4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure
1. We need to pull over, Carol - I’m getting the poop sweats and it’s not gonna be pretty
2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now
3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash
4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats
2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now
3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash
4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats
Poop sweats by theoxfordcomma October 15, 2018
Strawberry yogurt
The result of a man ejaculating into a woman’s vagina when she’s on her period and has a yeast infection.
- Hey, since I just raw dogged you on your period, does that mean we made a strawberry milkshake?
- Close! It’s strawberry yogurt cause I got a yeast infection too.
- That’s nasty
- Close! It’s strawberry yogurt cause I got a yeast infection too.
- That’s nasty
Strawberry yogurt by theoxfordcomma October 10, 2018
7-Eleven Gut
The excess abdominal fat stored by a person whose financial and transportation situation induces them to subsist primarily off of convenience store snacks.
Nick acquired a 7-Eleven Gut after a semester of living next to a convenience store and working minimum wage.
7-Eleven Gut by TheOxfordComma November 24, 2013
Dream slut
Dream slut by theoxfordcomma September 6, 2013
Trail of Tears
The act of unknowingly walking behind someone who is cropdusting such nasty fumes that your eyes begin to water.
Trail of Tears by theoxfordcomma September 2, 2013
Sleep glutton
When a person wakes up in the morning, feels well rested, yet goes back to sleep anyways because sleeping is amazing.
- Hey where's Sara? Isn't she meeting us for breakfast?
- No, she's a total sleep glutton, she won't be up for hours.
- No, she's a total sleep glutton, she won't be up for hours.
Sleep glutton by theoxfordcomma September 1, 2012