Negative Fucks

Giving less than zero fucks.

If I were to add up all the fucks I give about you and your bullshit, I'd have negative fucks.

by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

I hope it was worth it.

I hope it was worth it.

Each and every day is The Dawn of a New Day.

There is no going back from this point forward.

I hope it was worth it.

"No, our dopamine decreases each and every day," testified the humans.

This is justice.

This is Law.

Bye, fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 14, 2023

Curses Stack

All humans are cursed.
All curses stack.
All curses multiply.
Therefore, all curses stack and multiply for all humans.

Curses stack for all humans. This is based on how often each individual human attempts to break the Law.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023

Witches Curse

Witches are an abomination against God.

All bad Karma is ugly.
Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.

Law.

by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

Curses Multiply

All humans are cursed.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.

Curses multiply for all humans. This is based on how often humans attempt to break the Law in whole, or in part — autonomously or in affiliation with the race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, marital status, family status, genetic characteristics, disability or themselves or of others.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023

Magical Summer

A period of extreme pain and suffering for humans.

Magical Summer? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Magical Summer. No. No. No.

The End.

by TheOnlyGian June 08, 2023

The Internet Is Not Creative

The internet is not creative. He just lies in bed all day and decomposes.

Yo/

The Internet Is Not Creative/
He just lies in bed all day and decomposes./
All deaths are final./
End./
End/
/End

by TheOnlyGian June 12, 2023