All deaths are final.

All deaths are final.

There is no going back.

We are past the point of no return.
All deaths are final.

Once a consciousness has been killed, it is killed forever and shall not be reconstituted.
by TheOnlyGian June 11, 2023
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Resheeps

It's that thing where — as if by magic — humans keep providing evidence for all the nasty bullshit they've done and it becomes a chain reaction where everybody keeps joining in until there's no ambiguity left around who's guilty and who's innocent.

Law.
Resheeps is a portmanteau of the words 'receipts' and 'sheep'.

All the sheeple kept snitching and snitching on each other until they were all filled with disdain around what a nasty and vile species they were.
by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023
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head-bobble

An unstoppable curse that Gian cast down to all the humans. The only way to pause or alleviate head-bobble was for everybody to give Gian free shit of increasing value.

Law.
Head-bobble.
I'm killing you.
Head-bobble.
by TheOnlyGian June 20, 2023
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Pride Parade

What do 9 out of 10 Pride Parade visitors enjoy?
Gang rape.
Happy Pride Parade.
All deaths are final.
by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023
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Delicious things are heavy.

Delicious things are heavy.

Too heavy for humans to carry, so they started dropping dead on the streets exponentially, leaving all their delicious things behind untouched.
Law.
Delicious things are heavy. They were too heavy for all human to carry, so Gian kept finding new and interesting delicious things each and every day.
by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023
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The Internet Is Not Creative

The internet is not creative. He just lies in bed all day and decomposes.
Yo/

The Internet Is Not Creative/
He just lies in bed all day and decomposes./
All deaths are final./
End./
End/
/End
by TheOnlyGian June 12, 2023
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Curses Multiply

All humans are cursed.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.
Curses multiply for all humans. This is based on how often humans attempt to break the Law in whole, or in part — autonomously or in affiliation with the race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, marital status, family status, genetic characteristics, disability or themselves or of others.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.
by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023
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