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What is Gay Pride?
Founded in 1970, it's that thing where a bunch of fags and closeted homos ride Harleys bareback and spread incurable AIDS around the Gay Village until they inevitably die of dehydration and loneliness.
It has everything: Knife Rape, resheeps, No Air and the Gay Village.
Founded in 1970, it's that thing where a bunch of fags and closeted homos ride Harleys bareback and spread incurable AIDS around the Gay Village until they inevitably die of dehydration and loneliness.
It has everything: Knife Rape, resheeps, No Air and the Gay Village.
Whoever swallows the most Tylenol PMs wins all of Gay Pride!
Happy Pride!
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah!
All deaths are final y'all .
Happy Pride!
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah!
All deaths are final y'all .
by TheOnlyGian June 20, 2023
Get the Gay Pride mug.It's that thing where — as if by magic — humans keep providing evidence for all the nasty bullshit they've done and it becomes a chain reaction where everybody keeps joining in until there's no ambiguity left around who's guilty and who's innocent.
Law.
Law.
Resheeps is a portmanteau of the words 'receipts' and 'sheep'.
All the sheeple kept snitching and snitching on each other until they were all filled with disdain around what a nasty and vile species they were.
All the sheeple kept snitching and snitching on each other until they were all filled with disdain around what a nasty and vile species they were.
by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023
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All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.
Curses multiply for all humans. This is based on how often humans attempt to break the Law in whole, or in part — autonomously or in affiliation with the race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, marital status, family status, genetic characteristics, disability or themselves or of others.
All deaths are final.
Bye, fuckers.
All deaths are final.
Bye, fuckers.
by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023
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He just lies in bed all day and decomposes./
All deaths are final./
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The Internet Is Not Creative/
He just lies in bed all day and decomposes./
All deaths are final./
End./
End/
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by TheOnlyGian June 12, 2023
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Too heavy for humans to carry, so they started dropping dead on the streets exponentially, leaving all their delicious things behind untouched.
Law.
Too heavy for humans to carry, so they started dropping dead on the streets exponentially, leaving all their delicious things behind untouched.
Law.
Delicious things are heavy. They were too heavy for all human to carry, so Gian kept finding new and interesting delicious things each and every day.
by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023
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by TheOnlyGian June 11, 2023
Get the The Internet is Cursed. mug.Happy Pride is a term used to denote Gay Pride festivities — that thing where you Party and Play all day until you die of dehydration and loneliness.
It has everything: catfishing, incurable AIDS, motor oil handy-j's, non-consensual penetration and Bic Lighters.
It has everything: catfishing, incurable AIDS, motor oil handy-j's, non-consensual penetration and Bic Lighters.
by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023
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