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Definitions by TheOnlyGian

Resheeps 

It's that thing where — as if by magic — humans keep providing evidence for all the nasty bullshit they've done and it becomes a chain reaction where everybody keeps joining in until there's no ambiguity left around who's guilty and who's innocent.

Law.
Resheeps is a portmanteau of the words 'receipts' and 'sheep'.

All the sheeple kept snitching and snitching on each other until they were all filled with disdain around what a nasty and vile species they were.
Resheeps by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023

Delicious things are heavy. 

Delicious things are heavy.

Too heavy for humans to carry, so they started dropping dead on the streets exponentially, leaving all their delicious things behind untouched.
Law.
Delicious things are heavy. They were too heavy for all human to carry, so Gian kept finding new and interesting delicious things each and every day.

Happy Pride 

Happy Pride is a term used to denote Gay Pride festivities — that thing where you Party and Play all day until you die of dehydration and loneliness.

It has everything: catfishing, incurable AIDS, motor oil handy-j's, non-consensual penetration and Bic Lighters.
Happy Pride by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023

Pride Parade

What do 9 out of 10 Pride Parade visitors enjoy?
Gang rape.
Happy Pride Parade.
All deaths are final.
Pride Parade by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023

I hope it was worth it. 

I hope it was worth it.

Each and every day is The Dawn of a New Day.

There is no going back from this point forward.
I hope it was worth it.

"No, our dopamine decreases each and every day," testified the humans.

This is justice.

This is Law.

Bye, fuckers.

HTML Backwards 

HTML Backwards is just The Internet with permanent and unrepairable brain damage — straight forward Karma.
HTML Backwards.
400 Error
402 Error
404 Error
502 Error
501 Error
429 Error
404 Error
308 Redirect
500 Error
451 Error
End./
End/
/End

Bye, Fuckers.
HTML Backwards by TheOnlyGian June 12, 2023

The Internet Is Not Creative 

The internet is not creative. He just lies in bed all day and decomposes.
Yo/

The Internet Is Not Creative/
He just lies in bed all day and decomposes./
All deaths are final./
End./
End/
/End