TheMAn's definitions

bruiser

Just your typical Wrong Island Short person.

Bruiser is short and has never owned a DSM

by TheMan April 21, 2005

Days of the Week

Monday – Damn, Monday’s suck!
Tuesday – At least it’s not Monday!
Wednesday – The week is half over!
Thursday – Is it Friday yet?
Friday – Thank God it’s Friday!
Saturday – I did WHAT last night?
Sunday – Damn, tomorrow is Monday!

Use these definitions as you see fit.

by TheMan August 24, 2004

padua academy

an all girls school where lesbians frequently try to put down certain female students/athletes who refuse to satisfy their "womanly needs"..

Coach: you want to play? come in my office for a couple minutes (wink wink)
athlete: NO, i AM STRAIGHT!
coach: you're off the team.. wait no, you're expelled!

by theman February 23, 2005

booty nudge

A poke or other physical act by someone to awaken their spouse for sexual liaisons. This is similar to a Booty Call, but between married partners.

I had fallen asleep and was awoken with a booty nudge by my horny wife for sex.

or

The best sex with my husband is when he wakes me up really early in the morning with a booty nudge for a hook up.

by TheMAn January 23, 2014

nigga plz

a pimped-out way to say what ever

John:I met the president
Layne:Nigga plz~

by theman May 13, 2005

Shitter Shimmy

verb. The act of shaking your ass, while sitting on the shitter, in order to get the last clinging turd to fall.

I had to do one hell of shitter shimmy to get that last turd to fall.

by TheMan February 1, 2008

foofie

french word for a persons lack of ability to show compassion

Hey chris, have fun with your foofie.

by theMAn January 11, 2005