TheMAn's definitions

padua academy

an all girls school where lesbians frequently try to put down certain female students/athletes who refuse to satisfy their "womanly needs"..

Coach: you want to play? come in my office for a couple minutes (wink wink)
athlete: NO, i AM STRAIGHT!
coach: you're off the team.. wait no, you're expelled!

by theman February 23, 2005

phat beef injection

see anal

Tom gave Harry a phat beef injection

by TheMan March 8, 2004

booty nudge

A poke or other physical act by someone to awaken their spouse for sexual liaisons. This is similar to a Booty Call, but between married partners.

I had fallen asleep and was awoken with a booty nudge by my horny wife for sex.

or

The best sex with my husband is when he wakes me up really early in the morning with a booty nudge for a hook up.

by TheMAn January 23, 2014

hizzowned

When you completely own someone at something.

I just hizzowned Joe in Halo.

by TheMan July 26, 2004

landoawd

A big goofy guy who has read and memorized the dictionary yet still speaks with an incorrect southern style accent.

Wow, LandoAWD is 6'8" and goofy.

by TheMan January 4, 2005

Scatting

The act of taking a shit on your partner, most commonly soft, greenish shit

my girlfriend scatted all over, and i liked it

by TheMan December 28, 2003

moco

a place where people can spell and pronounce Louis Vuitton, buy not much else

girl 1- hey look at my lou vuton bag
girl 2- it's Louis Vuitton, if you can't prnuonce it it's obvoulsly a fake

by THEMAN September 4, 2005