TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky's definitions

piece of patch

A phrase usually uttered by men, meaning "To get laid."
The "patch" refers to a woman's pubes.

As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 29, 2014

poonspeeding

Cunnilingus while wearing swim cap and goggles.

Those frat boys need to prove they were poonspeeding to fulfill their pledge hazing.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 6, 2013

FFFFF

"Find them, French them, Finger them, Fuck them, Forget them"
A derogatory acronym used mainly by frat boys referring to girls.

This weekend's beach party will be great, FFFFF !

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 2, 2018

Suck Slut

Any person who will kneel down just about anywhere and blow you, swallow everything and lick their lips

I met this super suck slut last nite, the chick was cum guzzler - she blew me three times!

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 4, 2022

tardification

The process of adding the suffix "-tard" to various words, usually describing a group of people.

Used in general ly pejorative terms, derived from the offensive word "retard." These terms are used in an attempted derogatory manner but can be relentlessly mocked and turned back on the person using it.

Examples: Conspiratard, Trumptard, Libtard

Him: Is the entire government administration just chock-full of conspiratards??
Her: Please stop this relentless tardification

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 23, 2025

buckle up buttercup

Buckle up Buttercup is a sarcastic expression, denoting that one should get ready for some upcoming unpleasant or extreme action.

It is a bit of a sarcastic portmanteau between the "buckle up" phrase used to get people to use seat belts and "pucker up buttercup" meaning to prepare for a kiss. The sarcasm reverses the positive connotations.

Buckle up Buttercup, you just flipped by Bitch switch.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 17, 2018

WTDF

What the Double Fuck!!

An even more enthusiastic expression than WTF (What The Fuck).

They WHAT?? WTDF...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky November 27, 2018