TheGoyWonder's definitions
Finished Room over Garage. like the ultimate Bonus Room, this is rented out as a suite or even complete studio apartment.
The next step in bachelor living, once you've graduated from dorm-style living to shared house and are now ready for the semblance of having your own place. One of the most basic forms of bachelor pad, but none the less enviable when done right. A sign you've made it in the world.
The next step in bachelor living, once you've graduated from dorm-style living to shared house and are now ready for the semblance of having your own place. One of the most basic forms of bachelor pad, but none the less enviable when done right. A sign you've made it in the world.
Level 1 Bachelor: hey Fly Honeys, let's call it a night and go to my place.
Fly Honeys: You can't take me to your homeboy's place while your homeboys are there.
Level 9 Bachelor: Fly Honeys, I invite you to the master suite of my little place, a most excellent FROG on Oak St.
Fly Honeys: Yeah, let's do the wild thing!
Fly Honeys: You can't take me to your homeboy's place while your homeboys are there.
Level 9 Bachelor: Fly Honeys, I invite you to the master suite of my little place, a most excellent FROG on Oak St.
Fly Honeys: Yeah, let's do the wild thing!
by TheGoyWonder September 16, 2013
Get the FROGmug. Tit Pic sent in texting/sexting. A picture of the female party's breasts unceremoniously taken with a mobile phone, to be viewed on the male party's mobile phone.
BigDaddy69: Hey baby hey baby hey, any chance you can send a tit pic?
HoneyBunz69: idk lol
----later that evening-------
BigDaddy69: 'Nite babe. Dont forget- TP
----next day, in real life-----
hey guys, I was sexting with this slut last nite, look at this TP!
HoneyBunz69: idk lol
----later that evening-------
BigDaddy69: 'Nite babe. Dont forget- TP
----next day, in real life-----
hey guys, I was sexting with this slut last nite, look at this TP!
by TheGoyWonder May 4, 2013
Get the TPmug. by TheGoyWonder September 3, 2019
Get the bulbheadmug. The ultimate in men's fashion
by TheGoyWonder May 15, 2013
Get the white teemug. When a guy sticks a dildo up his ass to cum harder.
Unlike the typical female, the typical male does not have dozens of dildos on hand, so he usually uses a large carrot.
Unlike the typical female, the typical male does not have dozens of dildos on hand, so he usually uses a large carrot.
by TheGoyWonder November 12, 2013
Get the Carrot of Powermug. Where all the dregs of Charleston get shoved up off the peninsula into. A haven for the lower-lower-middle class and lower class, complete with all the strip-mall trappings of Suburban Hell and the redneck charm of Small-Town America.
Disproportionate number of vagabonds, drifters, and armed criminals, with the balance of the population Walmart-People.
Disproportionate number of vagabonds, drifters, and armed criminals, with the balance of the population Walmart-People.
Hilariously, highfalutin Charlestonians must venture into sleazy North Charleston for their bigbox retail procurement. Surely they feel unclean afterwards.
by TheGoyWonder June 15, 2013
Get the north charlestonmug. Percussionist/singer/rapper/multinstrumentalist of 80's fame and still performing today. Known largely for a handful of singles cowrote by Prince, primarily "Glamorous Life" but also "Holly Rock" and "A Love Bizarre". She was also featured in Krush Groove.
One of her most fascinating aspects is her indeterminable sexuality. Her songs contain some strikingly bisexual and lesbian lyrics, but there is always the possibility that Prince wrote these. To this day she has neither married/engaged or come out of the closet.
One of her most fascinating aspects is her indeterminable sexuality. Her songs contain some strikingly bisexual and lesbian lyrics, but there is always the possibility that Prince wrote these. To this day she has neither married/engaged or come out of the closet.
I’m bad, good god!
badder than a wicked witch.
I’ll pet your kitten and your little dog too,
don’t you want to be my bitch? OOH!!
- Shelia E on "Holly Rock"
badder than a wicked witch.
I’ll pet your kitten and your little dog too,
don’t you want to be my bitch? OOH!!
- Shelia E on "Holly Rock"
by TheGoyWonder March 18, 2013
Get the Shelia Emug.