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Definitions by TheGoyWonder

Tit Pic sent in texting/sexting. A picture of the female party's breasts unceremoniously taken with a mobile phone, to be viewed on the male party's mobile phone.
BigDaddy69: Hey baby hey baby hey, any chance you can send a tit pic?
HoneyBunz69: idk lol
----later that evening-------
BigDaddy69: 'Nite babe. Dont forget- TP
----next day, in real life-----
hey guys, I was sexting with this slut last nite, look at this TP!
TP by TheGoyWonder May 4, 2013

Great Gatsby 

A mysterious powerful figure, like the Wizard of Oz but a person very fancy, elegant, and controlling.

Usually used to mock somebody who is too big for their britches or otherwise pretentious.
You just think you're the Great Gatsby, don't you?

Who is the Great Gatsby anyways?
Great Gatsby by TheGoyWonder April 20, 2013
Percussionist/singer/rapper/multinstrumentalist of 80's fame and still performing today. Known largely for a handful of singles cowrote by Prince, primarily "Glamorous Life" but also "Holly Rock" and "A Love Bizarre". She was also featured in Krush Groove.

One of her most fascinating aspects is her indeterminable sexuality. Her songs contain some strikingly bisexual and lesbian lyrics, but there is always the possibility that Prince wrote these. To this day she has neither married/engaged or come out of the closet.
I’m bad, good god!

badder than a wicked witch.

I’ll pet your kitten and your little dog too,
don’t you want to be my bitch? OOH!!

- Shelia E on "Holly Rock"
Shelia E by TheGoyWonder March 18, 2013

afrocentric 

An awkward, pseudo-PC way to say "black"
Officer, three big men dressed in baggy black clothes took my purse!

Were they...afrocentric?
afrocentric by TheGoyWonder March 11, 2013

jazzy sensation

An unusual sensation given during lovemaking/making out. It can involve objects or special techniques.
Mmm, mmm! What's that jazzy sensation?
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.

My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.

The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.
jazzy sensation by TheGoyWonder February 20, 2013
Meaning: female who is a real pain and annoyance, like a punch to the female breast.

Usage: Like a juvenile form of “Bitch”, Boobpunch is used in petty arguments between women.

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Tammy: Let’s cut class and go to The Mall
Tina: ohhhh, I dunno
Tammy: Don’t be a boobpunch, Tina.
Boobpunch by TheGoyWonder January 22, 2013

Snorgasm 

NOT a sexual thing

1. A boring event
2. The sensation of nearly falling asleep
Let’s have a mother-daugher night.

Sounds like a real snorgasm
Snorgasm by TheGoyWonder January 22, 2013