TheGoyWonder's definitions

hot dog

male prostitute

We have $65,000 budget for Hot Dog Friday. Let's fly in some "hot dogs" from Chicago.
Get some "pizza" too!
If we get the same “waitresses,” I’m all for it!!!

by TheGoyWonder February 12, 2017

extruding

Pooping from a great height into a toilet below.

Ray climbed on top of the stall dividers and extruded a huge log into the toilet below. It landed on target with a mighty splunk. Extruding is fun!

by TheGoyWonder July 5, 2017

eskimo

One who buys most groceries from the frozen foods section.

Grocery stores love these people, as their cooking inability keeps them coming back to the longest shelf-life, highest profit-margin area of the store.

Brandon is an Eskimo, he lives on frozen pizza, nuggets, and Hot Pockets.

by TheGoyWonder November 1, 2013

iggf

I'd Go Gay For.

Use for men you admire, trust, or follow. Usually great benefactors of wisdom or resources who you feel indebted to.
Not used just to say a man is attractive. ("no homo" is automatically implied when using this phrase.)

Stoner69: Bernie Sanders is going to legalize it and double our pay, we'll be blazin' everyday!
Stoner70: Hell yea, IGGF Bernie Sanders.

by TheGoyWonder June 9, 2016

Shia

How Urban people say "Shit"

Shia man, this is some dank week
shit ebonics

by TheGoyWonder December 30, 2015

Indian Feast

A contest in the vein of Indian Burns, Indian Leg-Wrestling, and Indian Kickball. Contestants must race to eat a plate of plain crackers.

I won the Contest of the Indians by giving the worst Indian Burn, winning Indian Leg-Wrestling, and finishing first in the Indian Feast.

by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2013

music of the spheres

Farting. The spheres are the buttcheeks!

gather round brothers and sisters, and hear the music of the spheres!
PFFFFFFT.

by TheGoyWonder February 22, 2017