anti-life

You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FAT CHICK
THEN I REALIZED YOU WERE PREGNANT
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD

THERE WERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN
THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROW YOU OFF
THERE WERE NO COAT HANGERS AROUND
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
by TheEye5000 January 19, 2005
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Rage Against The Machine

Popular rap metal band of the 1990s consisting of vocalist Zack de la Rocha, guitarist Tom Morello, bassist Tim Commeford, and drummer Brad Wilk. Broke up in 2001 and changed into Audioslave.
Known for their left-wing political views (and lyrics), and for instigating the nu-metal genre of the late 1990s. Unlike most modern nu-metal bands, however, they included many traditional heavy metal techniques such as guitar riffs and solos.
If you are an anarchist or are just angry with the system you live in, then Rage Against the Machine is the band for you.
by TheEye5000 September 17, 2004
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Kurt Cobain

Dead lead singer of Nirvana, also sometimes known as "Kurdt" or "the worst songwriter of all time". He was dirty, ugly, talentless and wrote horrifyingly terrible songs.

Even after Kurt did the world a favor and killed himself in 1994, many people continue to worship him as God (see also Necrophilia). Many 16-year-old girls and emo fucktards have Kurt icons. Magazines such as Rolling Stone have even named Kurt one of the top 20 guitarists of all time, even though Kurt never actually learned how to play the guitar and just punched it a lot.
by TheEye5000 June 05, 2005
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conservative

A person who blames all of his/her problems in life on the liberal media.
Susan is such a conservative! She thinks her cat died because of Dan Rather.
by TheEye5000 November 20, 2004
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fred durst

FRED DURST IS A PUSSY!!!

You hid on your bus

You were afraid of us

You wouldn't fight me because you're gay

You had your roadies save you today

Fred Durst is a faggot - you're fucking gay

Fred Durst is a faggot - you're a fucking faggot

Fred Durst is a faggot - your breath smells like cum

Fred Durst is a faggot - you like dicks up your ass

You're a fucking midget so you can blow guys without kneeling

You wear a stupid cap to cover up your baldness

You think you're black but you're just gay

You and Wes Borland met at a gay bar and wanted to start a band

Wes left Limp Bizkit because you suck

You discovered Puddle of Mudd and Staind and they suck too
I'll fight you anytime you fag

But you'll have your roadies fight for you

If you're so fucking tough, why won't you fight me by yourself???

YOU FUCKING CUM-GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY!!!!!!
by TheEye5000 March 14, 2005
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redneck

The South Won't Rise Again

you toothless inbred retard
why do you still even care
there'll never be another civil war
you're mad cuz your trailer has a flat tire

the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again

what could you possibly gain
by breaking the country in two
your overalls are gay
let go of your sisters tit

i think it's cool that you make moonshine
it's even cooler when you go blind from drinking it
how come your ancestors didn't realize
they'd lose cuz their president was named after boss hogg

the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
The South Won't Rise Again, you retard redneck.
by TheEye5000 January 19, 2005
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Poland

by TheEye5000 February 08, 2005
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