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Kurt Cobain

Dead lead singer of Nirvana, also sometimes known as "Kurdt" or "the worst songwriter of all time". He was dirty, ugly, talentless and wrote horrifyingly terrible songs.

Even after Kurt did the world a favor and killed himself in 1994, many people continue to worship him as God (see also Necrophilia). Many 16-year-old girls and emo fucktards have Kurt icons. Magazines such as Rolling Stone have even named Kurt one of the top 20 guitarists of all time, even though Kurt never actually learned how to play the guitar and just punched it a lot.
by TheEye5000 June 5, 2005
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Poland

by TheEye5000 February 8, 2005
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Massachusetts Liberal

The guy who wrote www.fuckthesouth.com
by TheEye5000 January 23, 2005
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suicide

1. To end one's life usu. after something very bad happens

2. A popular fad among today's teenagers (see goth, emo, mallcore)
1. I got fired from my job today, some guy mugged me and stole all my money on my way home, and I just found out my entire family was killed when a plane crashed into my house. I think I'm going to go commit suicide...

2. I had to do homework tonight. I think I'm going to go commit suicide...
by TheEye5000 January 9, 2005
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redneck

The South Won't Rise Again

you toothless inbred retard
why do you still even care
there'll never be another civil war
you're mad cuz your trailer has a flat tire

the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again

what could you possibly gain
by breaking the country in two
your overalls are gay
let go of your sisters tit

i think it's cool that you make moonshine
it's even cooler when you go blind from drinking it
how come your ancestors didn't realize
they'd lose cuz their president was named after boss hogg

the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
The South Won't Rise Again, you retard redneck.
by TheEye5000 January 19, 2005
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Rage Against The Machine

Popular rap metal band of the 1990s consisting of vocalist Zack de la Rocha, guitarist Tom Morello, bassist Tim Commeford, and drummer Brad Wilk. Broke up in 2001 and changed into Audioslave.
Known for their left-wing political views (and lyrics), and for instigating the nu-metal genre of the late 1990s. Unlike most modern nu-metal bands, however, they included many traditional heavy metal techniques such as guitar riffs and solos.
If you are an anarchist or are just angry with the system you live in, then Rage Against the Machine is the band for you.
by TheEye5000 September 17, 2004
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