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anti-life 

You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FAT CHICK
THEN I REALIZED YOU WERE PREGNANT
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD

THERE WERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN
THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROW YOU OFF
THERE WERE NO COAT HANGERS AROUND
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
anti-life by TheEye5000 January 19, 2005

black album 

1. A heavy metal album released by Spinal Tap in 1984. The original cover art was considered sexist so it was censored into a plain black cover.

2. A self-titled metal album released by Metallica in 1991 and their first mainstream success. See selling out.

3. A rap "music" album released by Jay-Z in 2003. Considered highly inferior to real music.
1. Spinal Tap's Black Album is awesome but I wish they had kept the original cover for "Smell the Glove."

2. Johnny thinks Metallica's best work was the Black Album. Obviously, he's never listened to Ride the Lightning or Master of Puppets.

3. I'm glad that Jay-Z's retiring after releasing the Black Album.
black album by TheEye5000 January 9, 2005
1. To end one's life usu. after something very bad happens

2. A popular fad among today's teenagers (see goth, emo, mallcore)
1. I got fired from my job today, some guy mugged me and stole all my money on my way home, and I just found out my entire family was killed when a plane crashed into my house. I think I'm going to go commit suicide...

2. I had to do homework tonight. I think I'm going to go commit suicide...
suicide by TheEye5000 January 9, 2005

Landover Baptist 

A Christian fundamentalist website for "true Christians". The "unsaved are unwelcome."

Has strong opinions against Jews, Democrats, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Liberals, poor people, homosexuals, television, blacks, the French, pagans, atheists, and Cat Stevens.

Believes Pixar is an evil propaganda machine controlled by homosexuals.

The church makes most of its profits from website hits and selling "What would Jesus do?" thongs.
Landover Baptist: Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome.
Landover Baptist by TheEye5000 January 8, 2005

conservative 

A person who blames all of his/her problems in life on the liberal media.
Susan is such a conservative! She thinks her cat died because of Dan Rather.
conservative by TheEye5000 November 20, 2004

Rage Against The Machine 

Popular rap metal band of the 1990s consisting of vocalist Zack de la Rocha, guitarist Tom Morello, bassist Tim Commeford, and drummer Brad Wilk. Broke up in 2001 and changed into Audioslave.
Known for their left-wing political views (and lyrics), and for instigating the nu-metal genre of the late 1990s. Unlike most modern nu-metal bands, however, they included many traditional heavy metal techniques such as guitar riffs and solos.
If you are an anarchist or are just angry with the system you live in, then Rage Against the Machine is the band for you.

compassionate conservatism 

George W. Bush sure has lots of compassionate conservatism.