equisist

A person who dogmatically insists on all things being perfectly equal to all people, through the lens of equity.
"Shannon is an equisist from way back. She refuses to acknowledge that anyone without special status should be equal to those holding a special status of race, gender, differently abled, or any of the other current liberal dog whistles that mean nothing to the intelligent people of the world who insist that everyone be treated equally."
by TheExtremelyGiftedOne February 10, 2024
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masturbatorily

Knowing and perfecting the essence of what IS masturbation, and/or beating off.
"I'm masturbatorily gifted. I can beat off anywhere, with anything, at any time." "Even though Billy is 45, he can beat it like Beckham."

"Dude's masturbatorily gifted.Got mad meat skills."
by TheExtremelyGiftedOne September 08, 2014
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