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A pedo that has money. He walks on his table with barefoot. He has a wine cellar that he fucks women in. A real fucking pedo. He also uses tinder often and now has a girlfriend from the app.
N: OMG, I can't believe you dated him... EW!
O: He is such a Kenny, I couldn't resist.
N: Yea, until he rapes you in his wine cellar. Gross!
Kenny by TheEmployee December 11, 2019
A short guy, tries to be a heartbreaker too hard. He gets all baggy when girls dub him.
Q: This guy hit me up last night, trying to be so hot and shit.
E: Was it Matt?
Q: How'd you know?
E: Ah he hits up any girl he can lmaoo.
Matt by TheEmployee December 11, 2019

Fordham Road

The ghetto right outside Fordham Prep and Fordham U. Crackheads and hood rats galore. Not a safe place to be at night. Many illegal activities happen there.
Boy: What if we kissed on Fordham Road?
Girl: And get shot? Yea.. I'll pass.
Fordham Road by TheEmployee December 11, 2019
A term for a hoe. She cheats on her mans and gives no fucks.
Treesh by TheEmployee December 11, 2019
One of the biggest cities in New York but still the most boring. The kids hang out at Ridge Hill and Cross County, but there is nothing to do there. The teenagers all drink on McLean and in Woodlawn. It gets more ghetto by the day. The only part that isn't ghetto yet is Crestwood and the Yonkers part of Scarsdale, but the city is becoming wack. It is literally a shithole. South Yonkers is the most ghetto shit, and the Yonkers DMV is a whole different entity. The public schools are pretty shitty. YMA has roaches and Saunders had a clown come to the school. The kids try to act hard even though half of them come from middle to upper class families. Even though Yonkers is shitty, the kids from there are proud of where they come from.
Where you from?
I'm from Yonkas, I rep the 914.

These damned Yonkers kids think they are from the streets.
Yonkers by TheEmployee December 11, 2019
a person who can't fight; a word that can replace shrimp
Example 1
some treesh: omg did you see that fight at that prep school?
another treesh: yea that one dude who was on the floor was a melly.

Example 2
Jack: that guy sent me a nude picture, he had such a melly.
Melly by TheEmployee March 12, 2019

Getty Square 

the downtown part of yonkers. nickname is ghetto square because of how ghetto the area has become. don’t recommend going there alone at night if you don’t wanna get shot.
friend 1: yo let’s get some popeyes in Getty Square!
friend 2: nah man, i’m not tryna get killed on the way there.
Getty Square by TheEmployee March 10, 2019