SparkNotes

A life saving website that explains all the books you are forced to read in class chapter by chapter giving you the ability to skate through the book tests without ever reading a page of it.
My god SparkNotes saved my grade!
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bear river high school

A cancerous hell-hole where kids are forced to go, to get taught how to fail in life. Walking around the halls you are likely to hear at least one "I want to die" per minute. Located in Grass Valley California. Even though the school is called Bear River, the mascot is a Bruin, because for some reason Bear was not good enough.
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Burger.

Possible the best burger place in existence located in Aptos, CA, near Santa Cruz. Every burger is named after a famous person like the "Johny Cash" burger, a blue cheese bacon burger. The order numbers they give you is actually just a mugshot of someone famous like Steve-o. Pronounced "Burger Period"
Me - Yo lets go to Burger.
Bill - Alright my guy
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Oreo

A form of ass eating where you break open them cheeks and lick them clean like you would an Oreo.
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Crotch Rocket

I almost died tryna ride that Crotch Rocket
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Dad Of Boy

The true name of the newest addition to the God Of Way game saga. This name has been invented by the YouTuber JackSepticeEye. He created this new name with the absolute badassery of the voice actor for Kratos and his nonstop use of the name boy for the child he is taking care of throughout the game.
Did you see Jack's Dad Of Boy playthrough?
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My Saucy Faggatoni

A nickname to use for all of your friends, especially if they say things like my guy or my dude.
Whats up my saucy faggatoni?
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