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A small piece of shit that cannot on its own be classed as a "shit". Typically, a nibby is produced when the pan sitter has more foul gas than digested food. Following the fanfare of blow-off, a tiny plop will signal the arrival of the nibby. A look down will confirm it minuscule existence.
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Get the Nibby mug.The flow of saliva from ones mouth down the chin. Can be seen at its best when a slack jawed yokel stands gawping at something the desire...and a dribble of saliva runs from the mouth and falls off the chin..
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Get the Slever mug.The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.
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Get the The Bowed Brockel mug.Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!
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Get the Fart Dart mug.A person who removes someone trousers without prior permission. It is done swiftly in a downward tugging motion whilst the victims back is turned.
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Get the Dekegger mug.Akin to the simpleton, but much more gimpish! Looks awkward and has a terrible gait, dresses badly but never gives up because of an iron willed determination. Given half a chance, it would inform you of facts for a good hour and a half. Glasses are usual, but thats not a hard and fast rule. (as sometime the specs are in the top pocket of the shirt)
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Get the Gimpleton mug.A despicable scumball that puts greed above all else. They never have enough money and pretend they're doing things for good reasons but instead are after further financial gains. They pretend to be charitable, but have an eye to what they get from it themselves. Never out of the papers with his stick insect of a wife and talent-less kids....
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