TheCorrectKnowledge's definitions

Gimpleton

Akin to the simpleton, but much more gimpish! Looks awkward and has a terrible gait, dresses badly but never gives up because of an iron willed determination. Given half a chance, it would inform you of facts for a good hour and a half. Glasses are usual, but thats not a hard and fast rule. (as sometime the specs are in the top pocket of the shirt)

Dont, its a gimpleton you might live to regret it.

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Dickheads

A group of people who profiteer during a pandemic and buy up all the supplies of hand sanitiser and food, then proceed to sell it at extortionate prices on various online sales outlets. A petition has been set up to name and shame these DICKHEADS!

Look at these DICKHEADS with a trolleys full of toilet roll and sanitiser!!! Scratch their car with you're keys!!! No, take a pic of the REG plate and post it online!!!!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Wallet Snatcher

A heavily made up female who is after rich men and will literally do anything to snare one. The best example of which is the standard-less Katie Price. Will do anything to succeed in the search, including being ever present in the tabloids for being a slag.

She snared another unsuspecting victim, what do they see in that wallet snatcher??

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Grogger

The phlegm which is rasped up into the gob from inside the chest and released from the mouth during a football match. Mostly in winter months when there is a cold with production of green mucas. It comes up like a bullet and leave in said manner as well - occasionally landing on someone.

Ref, that bastard just put a grogger on my shirt...the clatty bastard!!! Get him off before I go radio rental!!

by TheCorrectKnowledge December 31, 2020

Nibby

A small piece of shit that cannot on its own be classed as a "shit". Typically, a nibby is produced when the pan sitter has more foul gas than digested food. Following the fanfare of blow-off, a tiny plop will signal the arrival of the nibby. A look down will confirm it minuscule existence.

Aw ffs man!! Who was last in here?? Somebodys left a fucking nibby!!!!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Dekegger

A person who removes someone trousers without prior permission. It is done swiftly in a downward tugging motion whilst the victims back is turned.

Keep your trousers tight, thats a world reknowned dekegger over there

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Blanket Lifter

A 'Blanket Lifter', is the term given to the fiercely powerful fart in bed that has the power to raise aloft the bed sheets much to the disdain of the partner laying akin.

What the fuck did you do that for?? You scared me AND the dog (Which shot clean off the bed and into the hall yelping!!!) Next time you need a blanket lifter go to the fucking toilet you dirty bastard, you nearly had my eye out!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020