Two types of woman

There are woman you marry & then there are woman you don’t!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
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Next level Burger

I think marriage is just a piece of paper. You see the same face every day. Might not be suitable, might not be able to satisfy, might not understand you, doesn’t get privacy issue. While as next level burger can be as many men as you want when you want!
by TheBlueLeo April 19, 2019
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Jealousy

April 10. I got jealous which is a feeling of love and possession. I didn’t know if it was because I was there and trash wasn’t. Or it was the nostalgic feeling of love.
Jealousy means you are mine and only mine!
by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019
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Couldn’t find you!

When you wake up from sleep & your loved one is not there! You search for them and cannot find them.
I became sad when I couldn’t find you!
by TheBlueLeo April 20, 2019
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It’s over

I mean I told him once, twice & three times. It reached to level they were excited they found the underwear at the bottom of my basket I no longer want you. Please don’t talk to me ever again until you explain to me why I went through what I did. I have been wanting to break up since February 16. It’s just my habit to hold on till the last I no longer can!
It’s over if I see your face or hear your name I will vomit!
by TheBlueLeo April 24, 2019
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Couple

“I don’t just want your heart. I want your flesh, your skin and blood and bones, your voice, your thoughts, your pulse and most of all your fingerprints, everywhere.
Couple means together as in they are dating!
by TheBlueLeo April 20, 2019
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It was funny

It was funny when they stole my I-pod during tea month, put oil in my food for a year & asked me to eat salad. Smelled my bra & underwear !
It was funny that no body likes that tribe!
by TheBlueLeo May 02, 2019
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