Definitions by TheBigGrease

Portland Blue Manatee

The act of fucking a fat chick with blue hair and a septum piercing in the ocean.

Paul: Jeff took Meg down to the beach.

Ernie: Oh, the classic Portland Blue Manatee
Paul: Yeah, Jeff likes to felch em'
*Turns on Riding dirty by Chamllionaire*
Ernie: He's one sick motherfucker

Portland Blue Manatee by TheBigGrease January 13, 2026

Gaysarito

When multiple men get together in a California King sized bed. One grabs the end of the blanket and rolls over the other man, entrapping them so tightly, all they can do is make eye contact and stroke themselves

"I heard Eric, Andrew and Michael partook in a Gaysarito last night. I heard they had to clean the blanket twice to get the stains out"

Gaysarito by TheBigGrease December 20, 2025

Zyp Lining 

The act of lifting up your foreskin, and lining your head with Zyn Pouches. Then enclosing it within your foreskin.

"You have a nice weekend camping?"
"Yeah man, I did some Zyp Lining, found my zen"

Zyp Lining by TheBigGrease July 29, 2025

Milwaukee Hairy Goldman Sachs 

When a woman chugs a brew, and immediately sticks a hairy ball in her mouth. While she has the ball in her mouth she tries to put as many $100 bills in as possible.

Chase: Shit man, I'm broke
Tyler: Dude, ask Thotiana to give you a Milwaukee Hairy Goldman Sachs. If you get her drunk enough, you can make out like a king.
Chase: Fuck it, I'm calling her

Milwaukee Hairy Goldman Sachs by TheBigGrease May 8, 2021

Bangladesh Fishmarket 

When 2 old prostitutes who haven't showered for a few days rub their smelly pussies on your pillow and smother you with it during sex

Julian: How much for the night?
Thotiana: Depends what you want...
Julian: A Bangladesh Fishmarket
Thotiana: I know just the women for you. Bonnie! Mabel! Get out here. We got a man looking for the ol' Bangladesh Fishmarket.

Bangladesh Fishmarket by TheBigGrease May 4, 2021

Frosty Texas Turnpike 

When a man is fucking a woman with a tall Texas hat on in the dead of winter and pulls out right before she cums, and says she needs to pay the toll to finish.

Thotiana: I'm gonna cum!!
Brandon: *Pulls out* Sorry ma'am. No one rides for free. You gotta pay the toll...
Thotiana: Are you really giving me a Frosty Texas Turnpike?
Brandon: *Holds out hand*

Frosty Texas Turnpike by TheBigGrease April 30, 2021

saucy mcnugget 

When you dipped your shaved balls into McDonald's Sweet and Sour sauce. Its then sucked off by anyone willing.

Chase: Did you hear about Brandon?
Tyler: Nah, what did he do?
Chase: He got a Saucy McNugget from Thotiana before he even left the McDonald's drive thru.

saucy mcnugget by TheBigGrease April 28, 2021