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Definitions by TheBigCanucklehead

up shit creek without a paddle 

When one is caught in a precarious situation where the likelihood of it ending in something positive is virtually non-existent.
I can't believe I hit that car with my Mom's new car. I have been driving around aimlessly for the past 2 hours because as soon as she sees this dent, I'm up shit creek without a paddle.

wrong situation

caught between the fart and the shit

A phrase that is stated when one cannot make a decision on an important matter and the more that one tries to concentrate to figure out the answer, the more confusing it becomes.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.
With my employer determined to downsize they told me they needed my decision on their early retirement package. I am so stressed that I'm caught between the fart and the shit and I cannot decide.

indecisive stress

honey badger 

A person who doesn't give a fuck. This phrase became catchall in reference to Randall's infamous youtube "The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger'' commentary on the behaviour of the Honey Badger.
I love it when you go all honey badger on me, brings out the dominant part in you and I begin to wonder if I am getting sexually attracted to you.

nonchalance

National Honey Badger Day 

The day right after Groundhog Day. With the determination of how many more weeks of winter on February 2nd of each year by the Groundhog, a hilarious internet response began soon after on the premise of the Randall "Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger" you tube sensation.

Every year this day is picking up more steam and in 2015, facebook and other social media began in on the fun. February 3rd is becoming the one day a year where everyone is allowed and encouraged to not to give a fuck.
Every day is National Honey Badger Day for Tommy. That boy never has any care in the world. In fact, I encourage anyone for proof that Tommy has real blood and is actually human like the rest of us.

put on your big girl panties 

A sarcastic remark said to a person who seems to be acting childish and immature and wallowing in self-pity. Can be said to either a male or female.
Would you stop it, god you're driving me crazy. There's nothing you can do so put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

immature martyr
A noun that describes the gay male who is the receptive partner in a gay relationship. Most heterosexuals see him as the female in the relationship.
I saw you flirting with Joe, you're both bottoms...you're barking up the wrong tree.
bottom by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
Those canucks sure say eh and sorry alot...what is up with that? No wonder everyone just wants to go and squeak their cheeks...they're just too cute...albeit monotonous...LOL.

Canadian nickname
canuck by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015