The2ndFlood's definitions

Prego Trip

1. A woman that claims to have gotten pregnant accidentally by falling on another mans dick. 2. A woman that cheated and became pregnant from another man's seed. 3. A woman that is lying just to get on the Maury Povich show.

Until I see some proof, that baby is not mine! How can a Prego trip on a dick?!

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Bully Bitch

A girlfriend that looks for any reason to slap someone; mainly her boyfriend.

(Girlfriend)-- (Action, SLAPS!)-- her boyfriend in his face. (Boyfriend) What the hell was that for?! (Girlfriend) That was for using your eye sight to navigate your surroundings! (Boyfriend) Baby, why are you being a Bully Bitch? That's the 15th time today. (Girlfriend) SLAP! That is for pointing out my repeated and unnecessary slapping's! (Boyfriend) This stopped being erotic a year ago...

by the2ndflood March 16, 2008

Thump Mechanics

1. The use of force to repair an object. 2 Kicking, punching, a mechanical item to make it work again.

Why would I need a mechanic to fix my car? I just used Thump Mechanics and kicked that bitch until it worked again!

by the2ndflood December 5, 2007

Crude Melon's

1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.

Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Prostate much?

"Prostate much?": 1. To partake in male anal delight. 2. The act of anal sex between 2 males; or a man and a woman with a dildo or strap-on. 3. To stimulate the male prostate gland.

Used in a sentence: (Partner 1) Prostate much? (Said to partner 2). (Partner 2) By what do you mean? (Partner 1) Let me greeze your hole so I can show you. (Partner 2) The pain is unbearable! (Partner 1) Shut up and let me finish. (Partner 2) I feel dirty.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Butt Gravy

1. A mix of lubrication and fecal anal leakage that results from anal sex. 2. A messy bowel movement that comes from eating excessive amount of heavily greasy foods in a short amount of time.

Oh man, my girl kicked me out of bed after my Butt Gravy made the sheets stick to he leg! I though a Dutch Oven would be funny, but more then gas came out of my anus that night...

by the2ndflood February 29, 2008

Wet & Stink

Wet & Stink refers to the aftermath of very intense sex. Body fluids, condoms, ect all create a unique smell.

Man, the city is going to be forced to condemn this apartment building! Even fire wouldn't get ride of this type of Wet & Stink!

by the2ndflood September 26, 2008