The2ndFlood's definitions

No Card Stud

1. A man that is way out of his league with the ladies. 2. A man who is a level 3 or 4 going after level 10 women.

Do you see this guy? Is he really trying to hit on me? He is a No Card Stud. What the hell is he thinking!

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Pet Sock

1. A foot sock that is used in place of a napkins during male masturbation. 2. Used to catch the male climax.

I hope my mom doesn't find my Pet Sock! That thing is hard as a rock!

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Porn Boxie

The terms "Porn Boxie" refers to the methods used by Adult Film Production Companies, wherein they use Misleading-Titles And/Or Incorrect Video-Covers; for the purposes of (Intentionally) misleading consumers into buying their videos.

I Wonder What Involutions Will Come Into Effect In The Next 20 Years? I See A World Free Of Crime And Suffering. I See A World Where Everyone Lives In Harmony. I See A World Where Companies Will No Longer Use Porn Boxie To Trick People. So When I Buy an Adult DVD Named "All Asian Chicks";There Will Be At Least 1 Asian Chick In The Movie! What A Wonderful Future That Will Be!

by the2ndflood January 30, 2010

Smegmous Alagentous

1. A Non-Medical term that refers to an excessive amount of male Smegma that accumulates, resulting in a Flower-Like appearance when the Foreskin is pulled back. 2. A term no one actually uses but sounds funny.

I gave my girlfriend a rose of Smegmous Alagentous. She didn't think it was funny.

by the2ndflood February 29, 2008

Ugly Debonair

An Ugly Debonair is a man who is not only visual ugly, but also mentally and emotionally ugly as well. These types of guys would be considered a -1 on a scale of 1 to 10 (10 Being The Best Catch). Even though these types of guys are extremely ugly; they still get the hottest of woman because they are confident and carefree. Which women tend to be very attracted to.

(Man 1) I just don't get it. John Doe is the type of ugly that normally dies at birth, but he keeps getting hot women! (Man 2) Yeah I know; he treats them like dirt and for some reason they like that. (Man 1) Why though? He is just a fake-ass Ugly Debonair!!!

by the2ndflood September 29, 2008

Yahoo Propaganda Answers

Yahoo Answers is a web site that was created with the idea of helping people find answers to their questions. While most of the time this is the case, Yahoo Answers has been turning more and more into a Right-Wing Propaganda site. Where questions about freedom issues like Gay Marriage and Atheism are met with ignorant, mean comments and Pro-Republican ideas. Yahoo claims the site is "Moderated By The Users" but there has been complaints that questions that met all the guidelines, were deleted, with many suspecting it was because a Yahoo Employee didn't (Personally) like the question. This can be seen by making 2 different accounts and posting different questions that fall into a Conservative or Liberal mindset. Conservative questions and comments are often times left up on the site, even when they include offensive words like "Fag". While Liberal points of view are deleted, without a reason by Yahoo. Many Christian's use Yahoo Answers as a tool to spread their faith and views. Many questions, not even related to God, are met with answers that read like Religious Propaganda; IE: "Your leg hurts because God loves you and this pain will heal you! God Bless!" Criticism for Republican politicians, will be met with Republican users reporting these users to Yahoo; where Yahoo will just remove the comment and give that user a "Violations Notice". Yahoo claims Violations Notice can be disputed, but Yahoo rarely, if ever, replies back to the emails. MANY former Yahoo Answer users have reported that their accounts have been deleted, citing the reasons above. Considering Yahoo awards a point system to encourage more participation, a user with several thousand points who ends up having their account suspended, is put through a lot of undo stress. Seeing as it can take several months to a year to reach these point levels.

A guy asked if Gay Marriage was the reason for the flooding in the USA. If that God was punishing us. When I called his comments ignorant and that he was acting like a bigot; I received a Violations Notice. Even though his question remained up. Yeah, real fair..... Just another day on Yahoo Propaganda Answers !

by the2ndflood August 23, 2008

Gynis

Pronounced (Ji-Ness). Is another term for a woman's vagina. Can be used in both Past, and present Tense.

C'mon baby, let me see that Gynis! Let that slit breath!

by the2ndflood March 11, 2008