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Definitions by The.Sniper

What farts are made of...
Tiny fart particles called Particles...
Its so fun to say "Farticle alert!" every time I let one loose.

Hey watch out for those farticles even as small as they are their quite powerfull

When my kids say dad, "What are farts made of? I reply Farticles! they laugh like crazy.,
Farticle by The.Sniper October 4, 2017

amp dick 

Pronounced several ways.
1: (A.M. P-Dick) Meaning its in the a.m. and I gotta Pee dick !

(a.m like the morning and p like pee )
2: (AMP Dick ) I woke up this morning with an AMP dick.
(AMP can go either way A M P dick or Amp like the word short for amplify)
am p dick
Woman: Where you going I thought we were going to do the deed.
Man: I have got to hit that toilet let off some pressure Ive got a.m. p dick.
woman: I see :(

AMP Dick
woman: looks over to the man lying next to her. says Is that a tee pee you have under their?
man: No! :) its AMP Dick!
woman: In delight. well lets not let it go to waste!
amp dick by The.Sniper December 6, 2016

turdbulance 

1: When farting... you get more then fart. some turn ie feces or diarrhea.
2: when farting you actually feel the wind from it.
Lisa: Jumps up to run towards the bathroom.
Sam: What? where you going in such a hurry?
Lisa: Just experienced some "fart Turdbulance".

Sam LOL almost shits himself laughing.

Sam: What was that breeze I just felt?
Lisa: Laughing in embarrassment.

Sam: Turdbulence?

Lisa "yep!
turdbulance by The.Sniper December 5, 2016

file download 

When you need to hit the toilet most likely a big #2
Tami: wow Im stuffed! Cant eat another bite..
Gina: yea that was some good sushi
Tami: G, Ill be back Ive gotta go do a File Download

****Moments /mins later***
Tami returns.
Gina: So how'd it go?
Tami: lets order some more sushi!
file download by The.Sniper June 7, 2016
The "spinning wheel" on a Mac based computer.
Sometimes called the beachball
This mac is so slow all I ever get is the SPWOD! will it ever go away!
SPwOD by The.Sniper June 7, 2016

Badgeina 

Any female Vagina... but must also be a member of any law enforcement agency.
The local POPO, Federal, local,non-local could even be a Female bouncer
provided their viewed as an official person.
Hence the Badge -Vagina "BadgeIna"
guy 1) Hey dude what ever happened with that police chic last night?
guy2) Man, I wined, dined then tapped that badgeina!
guy 1) "Sweet"
Badgeina by The.Sniper July 8, 2014

flapulas 

Could be anything from Long labias to major fat hanging from around the arms.
How did that date go last night? woah... awesom but that chic had some major flapulas.

OR

Look at the fat hangin off of that dude. Those aint Flaps their Flapulas.
flapulas by The.Sniper June 21, 2014