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Less Salt: Another way of saying "Be nicer" Which is not the same as pouring on the sugar.
ie Every human transaction is filled with some niceties and spite (to try and make it look like ingredients.)
to change the so called Human transaction. you can either be nicer (adding sugar) meaner(adding salt) OR Meaner (Less sugar) or agin Nicer "Less Salt".
Many times when dealing with some one.just saying this to your self. "Less Salt" will lessen the harsh human transaction. thus making Your life easier. just by using less Salt.
ie Every human transaction is filled with some niceties and spite (to try and make it look like ingredients.)
to change the so called Human transaction. you can either be nicer (adding sugar) meaner(adding salt) OR Meaner (Less sugar) or agin Nicer "Less Salt".
Many times when dealing with some one.just saying this to your self. "Less Salt" will lessen the harsh human transaction. thus making Your life easier. just by using less Salt.
Marlon: You look extra happy today ?! Whats up?
Sam: "Less salt"
Marlon: Less Salt?
Sam: Yea. Its like being nicer to people. Thus making me feel better. ;)
Marlon: "Oh I get it now. "Les Salt" " , I should try that.
Sam: Yea.
Lisa: Man Im distressed I have to go into this meeting and my honey pot has run dry!
Gary: You could try using "Less Salt"
LIsa: Thinking about it for a few seconds.. Wow, Thats a great Idea Gary! "Less Salt"
Gary: Picks nose...
Sam: "Less salt"
Marlon: Less Salt?
Sam: Yea. Its like being nicer to people. Thus making me feel better. ;)
Marlon: "Oh I get it now. "Les Salt" " , I should try that.
Sam: Yea.
Lisa: Man Im distressed I have to go into this meeting and my honey pot has run dry!
Gary: You could try using "Less Salt"
LIsa: Thinking about it for a few seconds.. Wow, Thats a great Idea Gary! "Less Salt"
Gary: Picks nose...
by The.Sniper July 14, 2018
Get the Less Salt mug.The act of getting something for free from amazon. OR getting something for some unheard of price.
due to a mistake on their part. or perhaps they shipped you 2 SEIKO watches instead of 1.
due to a mistake on their part. or perhaps they shipped you 2 SEIKO watches instead of 1.
Lisa: I noticed those new Maui Jims your wearing ....
Sam: Yea, Thanks to ScamAzon...
Lisa: Scamazon?
Sam : Yes Amazon phuqed up... got 2 pairs when I ordered yours,
Lisa: Sweet!
Sam: Yea, Thanks to ScamAzon...
Lisa: Scamazon?
Sam : Yes Amazon phuqed up... got 2 pairs when I ordered yours,
Lisa: Sweet!
by The.Sniper August 23, 2018
Get the Scamazon mug.Not being clean shaven. (specific to females)
When your pubic hairs are short enough to feel like needles but not long enough to lay over.
Similar to a mans 5-O'clock shadow.
When your pubic hairs are short enough to feel like needles but not long enough to lay over.
Similar to a mans 5-O'clock shadow.
Sally: hey feel my muff!
Doris: What why?
Sally: just do it!
Doris: Feels it... "OUCH" damn shave that PORCU-POON!
Sally: That should thwart off any man!
Whats a Porcu-poon? ITs a mash up/spin of the words PORCUPINE and POON.
Man and woman lay down in bed together..
Woman tries to spoon with man.
Man Screetches! "Woman" he says... "Go shave that Porcu-Poon!"
while he recovers from the multitude of needle like stabs on his backside.
Doris: What why?
Sally: just do it!
Doris: Feels it... "OUCH" damn shave that PORCU-POON!
Sally: That should thwart off any man!
Whats a Porcu-poon? ITs a mash up/spin of the words PORCUPINE and POON.
Man and woman lay down in bed together..
Woman tries to spoon with man.
Man Screetches! "Woman" he says... "Go shave that Porcu-Poon!"
while he recovers from the multitude of needle like stabs on his backside.
by The.Sniper April 3, 2019
Get the Porcu-poon mug.When your peeing you fart. Pronounced "YourAhPeein Fart"
i.e. Your ah peeing fart. so a fancy way of describing it hence the " European Fart "
i.e. Your ah peeing fart. so a fancy way of describing it hence the " European Fart "
Not reserved for the elite even rednecks can have European farts!
My wife suffers from European Farts!
You don't have to live in Europe to have European Farts. you just have to be ah peein and fart!
I was peeing and ? well I farted. European Fart baby!!!
Man I always seem to have european farts? I don't know why.
My wife suffers from European Farts!
You don't have to live in Europe to have European Farts. you just have to be ah peein and fart!
I was peeing and ? well I farted. European Fart baby!!!
Man I always seem to have european farts? I don't know why.
by The.Sniper October 4, 2017
Get the European Fart mug.Its so fun to say "Farticle alert!" every time I let one loose.
Hey watch out for those farticles even as small as they are their quite powerfull
When my kids say dad, "What are farts made of? I reply Farticles! they laugh like crazy.,
Hey watch out for those farticles even as small as they are their quite powerfull
When my kids say dad, "What are farts made of? I reply Farticles! they laugh like crazy.,
by The.Sniper October 4, 2017
Get the Farticle mug.Tami: wow Im stuffed! Cant eat another bite..
Gina: yea that was some good sushi
Tami: G, Ill be back Ive gotta go do a File Download
****Moments /mins later***
Tami returns.
Gina: So how'd it go?
Tami: lets order some more sushi!
Gina: yea that was some good sushi
Tami: G, Ill be back Ive gotta go do a File Download
****Moments /mins later***
Tami returns.
Gina: So how'd it go?
Tami: lets order some more sushi!
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