Any female Vagina... but must also be a member of any law enforcement agency.
The local POPO, Federal, local,non-local could even be a Female bouncer
provided their viewed as an official person.
Hence the Badge -Vagina "BadgeIna"
The local POPO, Federal, local,non-local could even be a Female bouncer
provided their viewed as an official person.
Hence the Badge -Vagina "BadgeIna"
guy 1) Hey dude what ever happened with that police chic last night?
guy2) Man, I wined, dined then tapped that badgeina!
guy 1) "Sweet"
guy2) Man, I wined, dined then tapped that badgeina!
guy 1) "Sweet"
by The.Sniper July 08, 2014
1: When farting... you get more then fart. some turn ie feces or diarrhea.
2: when farting you actually feel the wind from it.
2: when farting you actually feel the wind from it.
Lisa: Jumps up to run towards the bathroom.
Sam: What? where you going in such a hurry?
Lisa: Just experienced some "fart Turdbulance".
Sam LOL almost shits himself laughing.
Sam: What was that breeze I just felt?
Lisa: Laughing in embarrassment.
Sam: Turdbulence?
Lisa "yep!
Sam: What? where you going in such a hurry?
Lisa: Just experienced some "fart Turdbulance".
Sam LOL almost shits himself laughing.
Sam: What was that breeze I just felt?
Lisa: Laughing in embarrassment.
Sam: Turdbulence?
Lisa "yep!
by The.Sniper December 05, 2016
Not being clean shaven. (specific to females)
When your pubic hairs are short enough to feel like needles but not long enough to lay over.
Similar to a mans 5-O'clock shadow.
When your pubic hairs are short enough to feel like needles but not long enough to lay over.
Similar to a mans 5-O'clock shadow.
Sally: hey feel my muff!
Doris: What why?
Sally: just do it!
Doris: Feels it... "OUCH" damn shave that PORCU-POON!
Sally: That should thwart off any man!
Whats a Porcu-poon? ITs a mash up/spin of the words PORCUPINE and POON.
Man and woman lay down in bed together..
Woman tries to spoon with man.
Man Screetches! "Woman" he says... "Go shave that Porcu-Poon!"
while he recovers from the multitude of needle like stabs on his backside.
Doris: What why?
Sally: just do it!
Doris: Feels it... "OUCH" damn shave that PORCU-POON!
Sally: That should thwart off any man!
Whats a Porcu-poon? ITs a mash up/spin of the words PORCUPINE and POON.
Man and woman lay down in bed together..
Woman tries to spoon with man.
Man Screetches! "Woman" he says... "Go shave that Porcu-Poon!"
while he recovers from the multitude of needle like stabs on his backside.
by The.Sniper April 03, 2019
Chip Breaking: When a man tries to bust or diminish stuck on crap in the inside of a toilet when peeing.
This act is for some men is unavoidable. Some men will even try to avoid the so called chips.
This act is for some men is unavoidable. Some men will even try to avoid the so called chips.
Scenerio 1)
Freddy: dude I have to go do some chip breaking
Sam: chip breaking?
Freddy: yea bust of some crap
Scenerio2:
Guy 1: Damn I gave that toilet some of my best chip breaking
guy 2: Whys that?
Guy1: That toilet had some chips stuck that I penatrated with ease.
Guy2: So it been chip broken now?
Guy1: Sparkly as ever.
Freddy: dude I have to go do some chip breaking
Sam: chip breaking?
Freddy: yea bust of some crap
Scenerio2:
Guy 1: Damn I gave that toilet some of my best chip breaking
guy 2: Whys that?
Guy1: That toilet had some chips stuck that I penatrated with ease.
Guy2: So it been chip broken now?
Guy1: Sparkly as ever.
by The.Sniper July 01, 2018
Pronounced several ways.
1: (A.M. P-Dick) Meaning its in the a.m. and I gotta Pee dick !
(a.m like the morning and p like pee )
2: (AMP Dick ) I woke up this morning with an AMP dick.
(AMP can go either way A M P dick or Amp like the word short for amplify)
1: (A.M. P-Dick) Meaning its in the a.m. and I gotta Pee dick !
(a.m like the morning and p like pee )
2: (AMP Dick ) I woke up this morning with an AMP dick.
(AMP can go either way A M P dick or Amp like the word short for amplify)
am p dick
Woman: Where you going I thought we were going to do the deed.
Man: I have got to hit that toilet let off some pressure Ive got a.m. p dick.
woman: I see :(
AMP Dick
woman: looks over to the man lying next to her. says Is that a tee pee you have under their?
man: No! :) its AMP Dick!
woman: In delight. well lets not let it go to waste!
Woman: Where you going I thought we were going to do the deed.
Man: I have got to hit that toilet let off some pressure Ive got a.m. p dick.
woman: I see :(
AMP Dick
woman: looks over to the man lying next to her. says Is that a tee pee you have under their?
man: No! :) its AMP Dick!
woman: In delight. well lets not let it go to waste!
by The.Sniper December 06, 2016
When your peeing you fart. Pronounced "YourAhPeein Fart"
i.e. Your ah peeing fart. so a fancy way of describing it hence the " European Fart "
i.e. Your ah peeing fart. so a fancy way of describing it hence the " European Fart "
Not reserved for the elite even rednecks can have European farts!
My wife suffers from European Farts!
You don't have to live in Europe to have European Farts. you just have to be ah peein and fart!
I was peeing and ? well I farted. European Fart baby!!!
Man I always seem to have european farts? I don't know why.
My wife suffers from European Farts!
You don't have to live in Europe to have European Farts. you just have to be ah peein and fart!
I was peeing and ? well I farted. European Fart baby!!!
Man I always seem to have european farts? I don't know why.
by The.Sniper October 04, 2017
Tami: wow Im stuffed! Cant eat another bite..
Gina: yea that was some good sushi
Tami: G, Ill be back Ive gotta go do a File Download
****Moments /mins later***
Tami returns.
Gina: So how'd it go?
Tami: lets order some more sushi!
Gina: yea that was some good sushi
Tami: G, Ill be back Ive gotta go do a File Download
****Moments /mins later***
Tami returns.
Gina: So how'd it go?
Tami: lets order some more sushi!
by The.Sniper June 07, 2016