Definitions by The-real-cobra-queen

stormi webster 

biracial baby who's mom posts too much of her on snapchat but thats ok she's adorbs. cries turbulently from all the awful content on urban dictionary but is complacent about the awful content she writes. THE WORLD IS A CRUEL TRAGIC KINGDOM

stormi webster's mom took her to the park and then posted snaps with filters giving her googly eyes. her fave bedtime story is go the fuck to sleep by Samuel l Jackson.

stormi webster by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

fuzz 

that patch of hair on your slightly clefted chin that won't go away, and rather metastasizes to your chest. select group of police that are out to wreck your life. post-gluten consumption clarity of mind.

i have to get my fuzz waxed
the fuzz are trying to screw me over
my mind is in a haze and everything is all fuzzy

fuzz by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

rupa 

well-intended but writes offensive stuff. gullible sometimes. not to be confused with rupaul.

everyone makes me feel retarded- rupa

rupa by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

mateo 

here's a good word for mateo. he's smart, cute, and most importantly, industrious, productive, and loves his wife. his cv makes you feel like an inadequate fool. he's so accomplished. even though you've known other people with accolades like that, it's ridiculous how he accrues them while posting so many definitions on this very website and commenting on other various media. that's my excuse for not having his sort of accomplishments. now those excuses are rendered inutile and i'm left wondering where he gets all the time to juggle everything he does.

i think mateo is a genius or something. his capacities are diverse and distinguished. good for him.

mateo by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

mindless self indulgence 

posting more than 9 definitions on urban dictionary. if you're prudent about this activity, this might help your marriage

jimmy is indulging himself mindlessly on urban dictionary again, yet somehow he still has time to excel in everything else. preposterous. mindless self indulgence

mindless self indulgence by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019

gilmore girls 

show that helps mom decide what's cooking for lunch. the mom and daughter are named lorelai

sooki is such a good cook!!!! mom is taking some cues about what's for lunch now. i heart gilmore girls.- Alexandria

gilmore girls by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019

arielle

your main squeeze. loves to watch George Clooney videos with you. great confidante.

jeez i'm glad i know arielle

arielle by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019