Fake news

When a 6 foot 5 man with grey blue eyes named George makes inaccurate comments and statements that he believes or tries to persuade are true but are in reality fake af. Or when said man tries to gaslight his girlfriend into thinking she’s making inaccurate statements or comments.

Fake news is associated with www.fakenews.George.usa.com
Honey how do you manage to be the sexiest man in the universe?

Babe you can’t say that it’s fake news

No it isn’t (shares UD definition of sexiest man in the universe)
by The universe_actually August 09, 2025
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So smart

A human — a man — named George. He was born smart and is the smartest man in the universe. He likes to deny it but deep down he knows he is smart af. Intelligent. Witty. A fountain of knowledge. He thinks on his feet and is extremely quick. No other person is smarter or more intelligent than him. He is simply smarter than Einstein.
by The universe_actually August 09, 2025
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Super infinity

An actual scientific number. Used to quantity values greater than infinity but only applicable to a very, very narrow range of contexts.
Baby how much do you love me?

I love you (more than the number of stupid people in the world + questions new analyst asks + the amount of salt you add to your food + the number of steps it takes to walk to Jupiter)^infinity +1,392,828.02

Baby that’s just infinity!!

No babe — that’s super infinity.
by The universe_actually August 09, 2025
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