Definitions by The universe_actually
George & Aya
George is Aya’s love of her life. Aya is George’s (presumptuous) love of his life.
George is aka Iron Chef George, Spider Giraffe, and the sexiest man in the universe.
They are lovers and friends forever. Aya is George’s and George is Aya’s.
Aya is technologically illiterate and does not know how to access the internet or urban dictionary and she most definitely did not publish these definitions.
George is aka Iron Chef George, Spider Giraffe, and the sexiest man in the universe.
They are lovers and friends forever. Aya is George’s and George is Aya’s.
Aya is technologically illiterate and does not know how to access the internet or urban dictionary and she most definitely did not publish these definitions.
Oh look it’s George & Aya. They look so cute together. How did she find such a sexy handsome sexy man? She is sooooooooooooo lucky.
George & Aya by The universe_actually August 24, 2025
Iron Chef George
Aka Spider Giraffe aka sexiest man in the universe.
Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.
A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.
A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
Iron Chef George by The universe_actually August 18, 2025
I don’t know what you’re talking about
I don’t know what you’re talking about by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
Five minutes
2.40 am
G: Baby you have to sleep
A: five minutes…
G: ok fine
3.25 am
A: baby I never imagined a human could be so stupid but then I worked with Scott. You know he used a pie chart for a set of data with negative numbers?
G: Baby you have to sleep
A: five minutes…
G: ok fine
3.25 am
A: baby I never imagined a human could be so stupid but then I worked with Scott. You know he used a pie chart for a set of data with negative numbers?
Five minutes by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
Spider Giraffe
A man who is one in a million infinities.
He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.
He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.
He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).
And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).
He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.
He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.
He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).
And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).
He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
Spider Giraffe by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
So smart
A human — a man — named George. He was born smart and is the smartest man in the universe. He likes to deny it but deep down he knows he is smart af. Intelligent. Witty. A fountain of knowledge. He thinks on his feet and is extremely quick. No other person is smarter or more intelligent than him. He is simply smarter than Einstein.
So smart by The universe_actually August 9, 2025
Fake news
When a 6 foot 5 man with grey blue eyes named George makes inaccurate comments and statements that he believes or tries to persuade are true but are in reality fake af. Or when said man tries to gaslight his girlfriend into thinking she’s making inaccurate statements or comments.
Fake news is associated with www.fakenews.George.usa.com
Fake news is associated with www.fakenews.George.usa.com
Honey how do you manage to be the sexiest man in the universe?
Babe you can’t say that it’s fake news
No it isn’t (shares UD definition of sexiest man in the universe)
Babe you can’t say that it’s fake news
No it isn’t (shares UD definition of sexiest man in the universe)
Fake news by The universe_actually August 9, 2025