Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.

Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.

by The turd abibes March 21, 2018

Charleston Chew

The act of pulling an elderly southern Belle, having her remove her dentures and gum ones nut satchel.

Eric: " Dude! What was up with that blue hair you were skeezing on yesternight?!?"
Ferg: "Who, Gertrude? Bro, I bought her a couple Gin Rickeys and she gave me the ole Charleston Chew in her Mercury Sable!"

by The turd abibes October 26, 2016

Wobbly Goblin

The flaccid condition of ones dick after far to much delicious whiskey. Also known as Whiskey Dick.

Eric: Dude, did you take Tara home from the Molle Frijole last night?!?
Ferg: Fuck Yeah, Snake! I was all set to plow when the ole Wobbly Goblin made an appearance. I Ended up pushin rope for an hour before she passed out... Then another half hour after that..

by The turd abibes October 26, 2016

Cleft elbow

That roll of fat that hangs over a fat persons upper arm, thus somewhat hiding the dent of an elbow they possess.

Lee: Holy shit bro!! Look at the cleft elbow on that fatty Lumpkin!

Turd: my God! She looks like a garbage bag full of vegetable soup with a belt around it!

by The turd abibes March 21, 2018

shelunking

Similar to spelunking (cave exploration). Exploring the dark crevices of a woman’s nether regions.

Dude I was shelunking on Broomhilda last night and I think I sprained my tongue.

by The turd abibes August 27, 2021

Grundlesburg

A little Parish between Pussyborough and Asscrackerton inhabited mostly by VERY unsavory characters.

I blew a deal on the way South and hooked up with a blue crab in Grundlesburg. Shitty scene man.

by The turd abibes November 23, 2021

Pickle Sisters

The female equivalent of Eskimo Brothees. Vis a vis; 2 chicks who got nailed by the same dude.

Tabitha: oh my god I heard you went home with The Turd last night!!

Jessica: I did! He's fucking AMAZING in bed!

Tabitha: ugh. You know we're pickle sisters now right? Also you might wanna hit the free clinic. Jus sayin.

Jessica: SHIT!!

by The turd abibes August 13, 2017