Definitions by The turd abibes

Squirrely Temple

A vodka infused Shirley Temple sprinkled with lemon and greasy pubes.

Bro, I ordered a Squirrely Temple at the Cellar and I was flossing my teeth with Shooters taint hair for 2 hours!! Yum

Squirrely Temple by The turd abibes June 7, 2025

Nagasaki Salad Shooter 

The vehement ass spray resultant from the Gas station sushi.

Shooter: Hey Turd, you coming out to the ye Ole Woodcellar tonight? Squirrelsy Temples are on the house!

Turd: Nah Son. I have to sleep in the shower after the ole Nagasaki Salad Shooter! Last time I steal sushi from the 7-11.

Nagasaki Salad Shooter by The turd abibes June 7, 2025

Grundlesburg 

A little Parish between Pussyborough and Asscrackerton inhabited mostly by VERY unsavory characters.

I blew a deal on the way South and hooked up with a blue crab in Grundlesburg. Shitty scene man.

Grundlesburg by The turd abibes November 23, 2021

shelunking 

Similar to spelunking (cave exploration). Exploring the dark crevices of a woman’s nether regions.

Dude I was shelunking on Broomhilda last night and I think I sprained my tongue.

shelunking by The turd abibes August 27, 2021

Cleft elbow 

That roll of fat that hangs over a fat persons upper arm, thus somewhat hiding the dent of an elbow they possess.

Lee: Holy shit bro!! Look at the cleft elbow on that fatty Lumpkin!

Turd: my God! She looks like a garbage bag full of vegetable soup with a belt around it!

Cleft elbow by The turd abibes March 23, 2018

Mossy Sausage 

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.

Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.

Mossy Sausage by The turd abibes March 21, 2018

Pickle Sisters 

The female equivalent of Eskimo Brothees. Vis a vis; 2 chicks who got nailed by the same dude.

Tabitha: oh my god I heard you went home with The Turd last night!!

Jessica: I did! He's fucking AMAZING in bed!

Tabitha: ugh. You know we're pickle sisters now right? Also you might wanna hit the free clinic. Jus sayin.

Jessica: SHIT!!

Pickle Sisters by The turd abibes August 12, 2017