The smart bruh's definitions

Short-dicked

A man with a dick so short that is similar to a man with no dick

Hey there you short-dicked man, go fuck yourself like Black Salami

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

BRUH

when a human literally does or said something quite stupid

1:what is the colour of the White House 2:BRUH

1:when someone got killed by a pistol in Counter Strike Global Offence

2:Bruh

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

Cockroach

The rioters who are destroying Hong Kong , making HK doomed,so the riot polices are now beating the shit out of them

Look at those cockroaches being pepper sprayed

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

Fuck off

When a teacher tells you to go line up after recess, you say fuck off

Teacher:Go line up
Student 1:Fuck off boomer

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

Banana

A badass motherfucking fruit in this fucking planet ,it is a dumb duck that makes you shit along the way,fucking up your badass pussy or ass , but if you try one of it ,your dick wilL grow as fucking long and yellow as the BANANA 🍌

Eat this banana you short-dicked man

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

Black Salami

A man with a BBC(Big black cock) who can literally fuck his own ass

Look at the size of his cock
That’s why people call him Black Salami

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020