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Definitions by The smart bruh

when a human literally does or said something quite stupid
1:what is the colour of the White House 2:BRUH

1:when someone got killed by a pistol in Counter Strike Global Offence

2:Bruh
BRUH by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

Cockroach 

The rioters who are destroying Hong Kong , making HK doomed,so the riot polices are now beating the shit out of them
Look at those cockroaches being pepper sprayed
Cockroach by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

Black Salami 

A man with a BBC(Big black cock) who can literally fuck his own ass
Look at the size of his cock
That’s why people call him Black Salami
Black Salami by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

Short-dicked 

A man with a dick so short that is similar to a man with no dick
Hey there you short-dicked man, go fuck yourself like Black Salami
Short-dicked by The smart bruh January 3, 2020
A badass motherfucking fruit in this fucking planet ,it is a dumb duck that makes you shit along the way,fucking up your badass pussy or ass , but if you try one of it ,your dick wilL grow as fucking long and yellow as the BANANA 🍌
Eat this banana you short-dicked man
Banana by The smart bruh January 3, 2020
When a teacher tells you to go line up after recess, you say fuck off
Teacher:Go line up
Student 1:Fuck off boomer
Fuck off by The smart bruh January 3, 2020