The return of light Joker's definitions

beeline

a quick and direct route (from the belief that bees take such routes when they return to their hives)

I made a beeline for the bathroom to get cold water.

by The Return of Light Joker December 23, 2008

elephant ear

a type of fried dough cake

Don't forget to bring back an elephant ear for me.

by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2009

chug

1. to drink a large amount of liquid quickly

2. to move along, especially in a slow and laborious manner

He looked like the type of idiot who would chug a bottle of hot sauce.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2010

have a heart of gold

to be kind, caring and free of malice

His boss turned out to have a heart of gold in the end.

by The Return of Light Joker February 14, 2009

in rare form

at one's best

After going to bed early and getting up late, I was in rare form.

by The Return of Light Joker July 28, 2010

100 grand

100000 dollars (not to be confused with the candy bar of the same name)

If I had 100 grand I would put it in the bank.

by The Return of Light Joker March 28, 2008

spare tire

a bulge of fat around the waist

I've gotta get rid of this spare tire.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2009