equipment

the male genitals, the penis, scrotum and testicles

He claims his equipment was slimy because he didn't ejaculate very far, but he probable does not wash enough and has crotch cheese.

by The Return of Light Joker December 04, 2009

gospel

absolute truth (from a term for a message expected to trigger a positive reaction, in turn derived from the name of the first section of the New testament in the bible)

Today we have too many people who mistake urban legends for gospel.

by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2011

sit-in

the occupying of an area by a large group of protesters, effectively blocking an area off to a particular person or people until removal by force or the achievement of the goal (popularized in The U.S. by the Civil Rights Movement)

The sit-in made more sense than burning flags.

by The Return of Light Joker November 19, 2010

plums

the testicles

Make sure you don't hit the plums of your opponent in the ring.

by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2010

4 banger

1. a motor with four cylinders in a row

2. a motor vehicle with this type of engine

A 4 banger was lying around in the garage.

by The Return of Light Joker February 20, 2009

wire

a concealed recording device worn by someone for listening in on a conversation

I don't think he had any wire for any third party to listen to.

by The Return of Light Joker October 08, 2008

artillery

1. a handgun or any other weapon, especially one carried by a criminal

2. a drug users hypodermic syringe

That artillery is not a good sign.

by The Return of Light Joker August 07, 2009