Definitions by The return of light Joker

toad sticker 

a large knife

A toad sticker was protruding from the puppet, implying that the person it represented was being threatened.

toad sticker by The Return of Light Joker August 28, 2011

nail Jell-O to a tree 

to do something difficult or impossible, especially when there is no real point in doing so

To eat a spoon full of cinnamon by itself would amount to nailing Jell-O to a tree. (example of nail Jell-O to a tree)

nail Jell-O to a tree by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2011

absolut 

absolute, especially in reference to popular trends (from the advertisements intended to convey the Swedish origins of Absolut Vodka)

The modern version of the ancient sport is less than absolut.

absolut by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2011

pythons 

large, muscular upper arms, well developed biceps

I don't think I could top those pythons.

pythons by The Return of Light Joker August 24, 2011

chowhound 

a gluttonous person

If your godfather wasn't such a chowhound, I could buy that cheese wheel I'd been eyeing.

chowhound by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2011

territorial pissing

any territorial behavior among human beings

I'm so sick of him and his territorial pissing in front of strangers.

territorial pissing by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2011

in-your-face 

confrontational and impudent, aggressively confrontational,

Why is the guy who made this movie so in-your-face about his beliefs.

in-your-face by The Return of Light Joker August 22, 2011