The return of light Joker's definitions

POOMA

pulled out of my ass, information that cannot be confirmed due to lack of supportive data, whether offered or shown

Okay, I admit that my comments on the news were POOMA.

by The Return of Light Joker June 20, 2011

punkie

a biting midge

The punkies are driving me nuts. (example of punkie)

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2011

licker

a person's tounge

Your licker is hanging out of your mouth.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2009

flash in the pants

a momentary burst of sexual arousal (a pun on flash in the pan)

I had a flash in the pants from thinking about the night before, but realized I can't let it interrupt my work.

by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2011

arm

a police man or woman, a police officer

That arm was too busy dealing with the speeder to notice the broken window of the nearby house.

by The Return of Light Joker March 7, 2008

F2F

in person, In actual contact (as opposed to online, from face to face)

Meet him F2F for once.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2009

asleep at the switch

Neglectful of an important task or responsibility

That punk is always be asleep at the switch.

by The Return of Light Joker September 22, 2009