The return of light Joker's definitions

armchair general

a person who speaks authoritatively but not convincingly on topics that they have no practical experience with, (especially applied to advocates of war)

This armchair general gets on the soap box every day now.

by The Return of Light Joker September 21, 2010

mushy

sentimental, blatantly emotional

He always gets so mushy when asked about his social life.

by The Return of Light Joker December 6, 2009

joy ride

a fast, reckless ride taken in a stolen vehicle solely for pleasure

If I hear that you have been on a joy ride when I get back, I will turn you in before you can even figure it out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2009

fuck the dog

1. to waste time doing nothing

2. to make a severe mistake

Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.

by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2008

rain or shine

regardless of circumstances

You will find them in the hills rain or shine.

by The Return of Light Joker April 12, 2010

cold cash

verifiable and genuine money (from the notion that coins are cold and hard)

I don't think cold cash is going to be enough to persuade him.

by The Return of Light Joker February 2, 2009

nice guy

a young man who is selfless, caring and rejects dominance and machismo

If he were a nice guy maybe she would listen.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2008