pythons

large, muscular upper arms, well developed biceps

I don't think I could top those pythons.

by The Return of Light Joker August 24, 2011

hound

1. to persistantly follow

2. a person into what the added suffix idnicates

3. a lecherous and disgusting man

Don't hound me! I can only work so fast.

by The Return of Light Joker November 19, 2007

hickory horned devil

the fifth instar of the caterpillar of a Citheronia Regalis moth, known for it's prickly and garish appearance

A hickory horned devil is actually harmless when touched.

by The Return of Light Joker July 07, 2011

low-key

1. quiet, modest, not very assertive

2. to treat with little emphasis

They rented a low-key dorm for their meetings.

by The Return of Light Joker December 18, 2009

varnish remover

raw and inferior whiskey (from nail varnish, another term for nail polish, and remover)

That varnish remover was nasty.

by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2008

jorts

knee length denim shorts, jean shorts

Jorts are a summer garment. If you wear them in cold places during the winter you are obviously not thinking about keeping warm.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2008

3rd degree

a session of questioning especially a long or harsh one

My mom gave me the 3rd degree when she saw the stain on the bed.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2008