train wreck

1. a person who has many medical/mental problems and is in failing condition

2. any difficult or disastrous situation
Boy, He was turning out to be a train wreck.
by The Return of Light Joker June 14, 2009
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legit

legitimate, ethically legitimate
The info I was being given seemed legit at the time.
by The Return of Light Joker January 02, 2011
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Bedrock

With all the myths surrounding politics, it's time that people talk with organizations that get to the bedrock.
by The Return of Light Joker March 22, 2011
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blow chunks

1. to vomit

2. to be terrible, to be extremely bad
The sensation I got from this creature nearly made me blow chunks.
by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2011
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paint

1. the free throw lane in basketball

2. paintballs

3. a Jack, Queen or King card in poker
I think you spend enough time in the paint that you don't need to play as a pro.
by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2010
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no no

something forbidden, something against the rules(from an essentially juvenile euphemism)
Beards are a no no in the military of many countries.
by The Return of Light Joker February 17, 2008
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jean cleavage

the exposure of the top of a man's gluteal cleft
There are now T-shirts that prevent jean cleavage available.
by The Return of Light Joker September 08, 2011
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