The return of Light Joker's definitions

nothing to sneeze at

something significant or consequential

Her history as a folklorist was nothing to sneeze at.

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2012

in the bag

achieved with certainty

If we can stop that one punk in the corner of map, than the match is in the bag.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2011

fess up

to admit the truth, confess

Come on fess up. I know you aren't really that sick.

by The Return of Light Joker November 13, 2009

ninetails

the cat o' nine tails, a whip with nine cords notorious for it's use in punishing sailors in the Royal British Navy during the 1800s

He was weary of being struck with ninetails.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2008

klepto

a person who steals compulsively, a kleptomaniac

That kid is a damn klepto.

by The Return of Light Joker April 14, 2011

San Quentin quail

a girl under the legal age of consent(from the name of a California state penitentiary)

Don't even think about getting into her pants, because she's a San Quentin quail.

by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2008

POOMA

pulled out of my ass, information that cannot be confirmed due to lack of supportive data, whether offered or shown

Okay, I admit that my comments on the news were POOMA.

by The Return of Light Joker June 20, 2011