play possum

1. pretend to be dead

2. to pretend to be vulnerable to avoid or entrap someone or something

(from a the fact that the Virgina opossum reacts to threats by feigning death)

He tried to play possum, but he couldn't fool me.

by The Return of Light Joker November 30, 2010

you can't get there from here

1. The place is remote and the route is hard to describe

2. the problem cannot be solved.

I'll say you can't get there from here. Let's just leave it at that.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2010

4 wheeler

an all terrain vehicle

Don't try that stunt with my 4 wheeler.

by The Return of Light Joker January 30, 2010

ease up

1. to become less stringent

2. to relax

Come on people, ease up, it was only a joke.

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2011

macaca

originally a racial slur used by Belgian Congolese to refer to native (black) Congolese, it became infamous after Virgina senator George Allen used it in reference a to a U.S. citizen of Indian (meaning from India) decent filming his campaign for a rival politician(from macaque a genre of monkeys)

He called the guy Macaca and blew all his chances at politics.

by The Return of Light Joker October 26, 2008

netcop

someone who tries to make people on the internet follow the rules

Don't let the netcop spoil your experience.

by The Return of Light Joker June 04, 2012

bend over backwards

to exert oneself mightily

If you have to bend over backwards for a place like that it's not worth finding it.

by The Return of Light Joker November 20, 2009