The return of Light Joker's definitions

tailor made

1. custom made

2. suitable for the situation

Your tailor made diversion didn't do a thing.

by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2010

vertical bathtub

a wall mounted man's urinal

I think he's having problems with the vertical bathtub.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2009

Zapper

1.a remote controller, usually one for a television

2.a person who constantly changes the television channel

Put the zapper away when you are done with it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2009

camel toe

the unsightly appearance of the outline of a woman's genitals when she wears pants that are too tight

That girl need to learn to wear clothing that is less tight so we don't have to see her camel toe.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2009

jawdropper

something very surprising

The Incident of attempting to rethink the strategy regarding weapon smuggling grew into a jawdropper due to that one mistake.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2011

popskull

inferior liquor, especially if illicit

I felt awful after drinking that popskull.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2011

legit

legitimate, ethically legitimate

The info I was being given seemed legit at the time.

by The Return of Light Joker January 2, 2011