The return of Light Joker's definitions

osmosis

acquiring knowledge without actually seeking it

It was through osmosis that I learned about this blatantly undesirable video game.

by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2011

get a word in edgewise

To manage to say something during a conversation (usually in the negative)

They were too distracted to let me get a word in edgewise.

by The Return of Light Joker July 6, 2010

jasper

1. a naive, or simple man

2. a wasp

I don't care if this jasper is looking for help. I can't do anything for him.

by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2011

fancy pants

1. an overly dressed up person

2. an over-sophisticated person or thing

With his Fedora and his high end wines, he's your basic fancy pants and then some.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2010

cry in one's beer

to feel sorrow or pity for oneself

This idiot does nothing but cry in his beer when talking with me. (example of cry in one's beer)

by The Return of Light Joker December 3, 2011

cotton mouth

xerostomia, dryness of the mouth

I had major a terrible case of cotton mouth from sweating all day.

by The Return of Light Joker October 30, 2008

wrinkle

1. an idea, style, etc.

2. a defect or problem

Currently silly bandz are the wrinkle of many children.

by The Return of Light Joker October 18, 2010