The return of Light Joker's definitions

varnish remover

raw and inferior whiskey (from nail varnish, another term for nail polish, and remover)

That varnish remover was nasty.

by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2008

train wreck

1. a person who has many medical/mental problems and is in failing condition

2. any difficult or disastrous situation

Boy, He was turning out to be a train wreck.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2009

3rd degree

a session of questioning especially a long or harsh one

My mom gave me the 3rd degree when she saw the stain on the bed.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2008

taste blood

to experience something exciting or dangerous for the first time

I didn't taste blood until I knew I was ready.

by The Return of Light Joker November 26, 2011

enough to choke a horse

a lot of something or to a high degree

His dog was big enough to choke a horse.

by The Return of Light Joker November 17, 2009

grease monkey

a mechanic who works with and repairs automobiles.

If you don't get to a grease monkey soon, you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2011

9/11

a colloquialism for September 11th 2001, the day when the world trade center was attacked by foreign terrorists

9/11 was a tragic day for the country.

by The Return of Light Joker February 28, 2008