The return of Light Joker's definitions

Trojan

a piece of malware disguised as a useful computer program

The new game is rumored to be a Trojan.

by The Return of Light Joker May 13, 2008

in the grip of the grape

alcohol intoxicated, drunk, especially if from wine

He left her while she was in the grip of the grape.

by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2008

uberveillance

constant, continuous, and widespread electronic monitoring of people via embedded devices (from the German suffix uber- and surveillance)

Concerns about uberveillance eventually becoming routine are growing.

by The Return of Light Joker April 15, 2011

Pda

a public display of affection between a couple, especially one that is considered inappropriate in a particular place.

Lay off the pda you two.

by The Return of Light Joker July 20, 2009

rear end

1. the posterior end of something

2. the buttocks

3. for one car to back into another

Ow, my rear end just got hit.

by The return of light Joker November 2, 2007

nickle and dime

to drain in small increments

They tried to nickle and dime them after the accident but they tried to switch companies.

by The Return of Light Joker August 2, 2010

palooka

1. a poor or mediocre boxer

2. a large and stupid person, an oaf

That palooka couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.

by The Return of Light Joker August 18, 2008