near

nearly, almost

If he hadn't stopped going to heavy metal concerts he would be near deaf from all that noise.

by The Return of Light Joker December 09, 2011

just what the doctor ordered

exactly what is needed

That chocolate was just what the doctor ordered.

by The Return of Light Joker June 23, 2008

hold your fire

calm down and be patient

Hold your fire. You didn't get the full story.

by The Return of Light Joker August 29, 2011

bag

1. the scrotum

2. a condom

3. an envelope of illegal drugs

4. a woman's breast

5. to get

6. to arrest

7. to break into a place with the intention of secretly investigating something

8. to criticize someone

After masturbating excessively for so long, he had a wrinkled bag.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2009

on the make

1. ambitious and aspiring, especially in a ruthless, exploitative way

2. offering and seeking sexual gratification or conquest

Unfortunately, when one tyrant falls, another is likely to be on the make.

by The Return of Light Joker November 29, 2011

get off easy

to get the minimum punishment

You won't get off easy for allowing dangerous behavior around a working factory oven.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2010

foot rot

athletes foot, a fungal disease that causes the foot to itch and burn

Wearing sandals in communal showers can help prevent foot rot.

by The Return of Light Joker July 24, 2011