The return of Light Joker's definitions

turtleneck

the foreskin(euphemistic)

Be gentle with your turtleneck.

by The Return of Light Joker October 10, 2008

eye in the sky

1. a closed circuit camera concealed in the ceiling for security reasons

2. any person who watches a situation from above

The crook tried to block the eye in the sky.

by The Return of Light Joker October 11, 2008

nosedive

a sudden and large decrease

My confidence took a nosedive when I found I had been lied to.

by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2008

frazzled

1. exhausted

2. intoxicated with drugs or alcohol

I am so frazzled this weekend.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2008

galumph

to move ungracefully, to move clumsiy

Don't Galumph around the computer room.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2008

you can't fight city hall

it is useless to clash with a politician or establishment, it is foolish to fight a battle that you can't win

After getting no support for the destitute for 10 years, I have learned you can't fight city hall.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008

have a chip on your shoulder

to be touchy, to be easily provoked (During the 19th century, a person in the united states would challenge others to a fight by placing a wooden chip on his/her shoulder and daring them to knock it off, and if the other person did so, the fight was on.)

Man, You sure do have a chip on your shoulder today.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008