Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The return of Light Joker

jalopy

That jalopy ain't worth selling because nobodyelse would be caught dead with it.

1. to finish consuming something

2. to spoil or ruin

3. to succeed

4. to make an audience break out in laughter

5. to turn off a device

1. slang for the jugular vein

2. very rough and ruthless

Don't let him get you in the jugular.

They say they are ready to hold the purse strings but they have not shown that they can handle them any better than the current people.

If you still have the spizzerinktum to pass the preliminaries than help me out.

a distant but related person or thing (from a term for a unsophisticated relative who lives in and/or is accustomed to a rural area)

The errant belief that many people go insane during the full moon may be a country cousin of the werewolf myth.

She is so ignorant. She probably has not been taught so much as the facts of life.