The return of Light Joker's definitions

kegger

a beer drinking party

Your just going to the kegger so you can get get drunk. Your better of going to see the fireworks.

by The Return of Light Joker July 16, 2009

rook

to cheat, deceive (perhaps from the rook, a bird that shares a reputation for stealing with other corvids)

He was ready to rook the old man, but ran when confronted.

by The Return of Light Joker March 27, 2011

pour cold water on

to dampen or put an end to something

The police tried to pour cold water on the party until they found they were only drinking root beer.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2009

hold the fort

to assume responsibility in another person's absence

Would you hold the fort for me while I go see what happened next door?

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2010

thx

thanks, used in e-mail, on message boards, and chat rooms online

Say hello to my grandmother for me ok thx.

by The Return of Light Joker January 21, 2008

cold mud

a grave, a place where a dead person is buried

His great uncle was initially believed to be in cold mud. But they found he was alive.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2011

Unleaded

1. decaffeinated

2. coffee that has been decaffeinated

(from a term referring to fuel that has had all lead removed to promote good health in people and a clean enviornment)

I Don't drink unleaded. I don't even drink coffee at all.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2008