The return of Light Joker's definitions

eight ball

a chronically unfortunate or ineffective person

He's an eight ball when it comes to education.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 22, 2007

mud duck

a very ugly person, regardless of race or gender

Man that guy was a mud duck.

by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2008

keep up with the joneses

to strive beyond one's means to keep up socially and financially with others in one's social circle or neighborhood (from the name of a comic strip by Arthur R. Momand)

If I he can't afford a decent meal, he should not keep up with the Joneses.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2009

lay it on thick

to exaggerate, overstate, especially said of flattery an attempt to coax

Man, He sure did lay it on thick when he tried to get his girlfriend to come home form the party early.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2009

oyster

1. a glob of phlem

2. a blob of semen

3. the female genitals

(from the fact that these things are often slimy like an oyster)

an oyster sat on the middle of sidewalk, much to their disgust.

by The Return of Light Joker January 1, 2010

on top of your game

doing really well, doing extraordinarily well

Your always on top of your game.

by The Return of Light Joker October 7, 2008

Under one's belt

successfully achieved or survived

Although annoyed at the early appearance of holiday decor on the shelves, he felt it would count towards another holiday season working at the store under his belt. (example of under one's belt)

by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2010