ego surfing

the act of searching the internet for one's own name or for information containing it to see what happens

how did ego surfing catch on?

by The Return of Light Joker August 18, 2009

STFU

be quiet already (from shut the fuck up)

A: Read the article. It's no joke.

B: STFU you liar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2009

bushwhacker

1. a Guerrilla (originally used to mean a confederate soldier during the U.S. Civil War)

2. a marijuana smoker

Get this bushwhacker out of my hair.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2010

big kahuna

an important or authorative person (from kahuna, the native Hawiian term for a healer/priest)

The big kahuna has taken the enviornment into consideration.

by The Return of Light Joker October 10, 2007

gadfly

1. an irritating person or thing

2. someone who profits at the expense of others, a bloodsucker

He's a total gadfly! Just has no respect for others success or any real sympathy for their plight.

by The Return of Light Joker September 07, 2011

5 it

to refuse to answer on the grounds of the 5th amendment to the us constitution

How long can they keep persisting before she is ready to 5 it.

by The Return of Light Joker February 26, 2009

heifer

a a heavy or fat woman (from a term referring to cow that has not given birth)

Some heifer came in and started talking shit about the project.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2008