1. n. The pre-meditated, organized robbery of a bank, shop, warehouse or other location
2. v. To steal any item, to take something which does not belong to you.
2. v. To steal any item, to take something which does not belong to you.
1. Pauly and Slim Jim planned the bank heist weeks in advance.
2. Someone heisted my car radio and all my c-d's last time I parked on that street.
2. Someone heisted my car radio and all my c-d's last time I parked on that street.
by the pope June 09, 2004
When having sex with a undesireable female and she asks your name,,,, It's Louie Narboau. If she asks if you are french an appriate answere would be,,, Why Yes I am. If one or more of your friends are watching from the closet this amplifies the fun.
by The pope August 29, 2003
A white boy or man, usually with blonde hair and blue eyes, who dresses in traditional gangsta garb popularised by rap videos. Often seen strutting around with an exagerated gangster swagger, with one pant leg rolled up, and a hat to the side. Often seen in high-schools. Sometimes sport really bad tattoos.
See also wannabe, wigger.
See also wannabe, wigger.
Melvin used to be cool, but now he's a honky-G, calling his girlfriend his "bitch", selling Soma and walking all ridiculous, like he was in a Trick Daddy video.
by the pope June 11, 2004
Indian-born Author of the Satanic Verses. Currently on the run from a fatwah, or death decree, issued in 1989 by the Ayatollah Khomeini, after alegations that the book blasphemes against Islam. His cause is championed by the likes of Bono from U2.
Salman Rushdie gave an interview with Rolling Stone a couple of years ago. I don't know what happened to him since. I think we would've heard if the goons had caught up with him.
by the Pope July 22, 2004
Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.
"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"
"Shirkin' my gerkin."
or
"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"
"Shirkin' my gerkin."
or
"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"
by the Pope March 17, 2005
by the pope June 09, 2004