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Frosted Muffin

A Frosted Muffin: When a man ejaculates into either a woman's vagina and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his semen own out of the crevasse into which he originally placed it.
Nothing turned Carissa on more than reciving frosted muffins from Shane.

Shane loved frosting Carissa's muffin.
by The Muffin Man April 29, 2004
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Sawbuck

A noun. A word referring to either a the monetary value of ten dollars, or 10 dollars worth of weed (depending on the quality of weed). Was widely introduced into common slang originally in Chicago in the late 1970’s early 1980’s.
Big Dawg, "Hey zJoe let me hold onto a Sawbuck until I get back on my feet."

zJoe, "Nah, zJaw I can't do it, between the rock and the dice I be broke."
by The Muffin Man June 11, 2006
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Windshield Wiper

Windshield Wiper: When a guy blows a load on someone's face and smacks his dick back and fourth across their face to wipe off his ejaculatories. Much like the windshield wipers of a car.
Some Slut, "you can only give me a money shot if you promise to windshield wipe it off."

Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."
by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004
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Ejaculatories

Ejaculatories: a noun.
The fluids that spew fourth from the penis durring the male orgasm. May or may not be fertile seed (aka containing competent sperm). Also found to be quite tastey by most sluts and/or skanks.
She swallowed every last bit of his ejaculatories.

Wash the ejaculatories off of your hand before you fondle your pogs.
by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004
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red velvet

When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
by THE MUFFIN MAN November 9, 2012
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red matter

When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?

2: no

1: why?

2: because she was on her period.

1: why don't you give her some red matter.

2: whats that?

1: It's where you....

2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
by THE MUFFIN MAN November 9, 2012
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Shpen

1)A male testical used in the reproduction process. See Penis/Dick/Cock

2)A word made up in the 8th grade Algebra class through Mrs. Dean's innability to hear. First meaning a pen that went shhh. Soon to become known through a different deffinition. (See 1)

shh-The noise you make when your telling somebody to shut up.

pen-A writing object in which ink is used.
Damn you've got a small shpen.

You like my shpen dont you!?
by The Muffin Man February 6, 2004
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