by The muffin man October 30, 2003
Get the cream cheese farm mug.Ejaculatories: a noun.
The fluids that spew fourth from the penis durring the male orgasm. May or may not be fertile seed (aka containing competent sperm). Also found to be quite tastey by most sluts and/or skanks.
The fluids that spew fourth from the penis durring the male orgasm. May or may not be fertile seed (aka containing competent sperm). Also found to be quite tastey by most sluts and/or skanks.
She swallowed every last bit of his ejaculatories.
Wash the ejaculatories off of your hand before you fondle your pogs.
Wash the ejaculatories off of your hand before you fondle your pogs.
by The Muffin Man May 07, 2004
Get the Ejaculatories mug.When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red matter.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red matter.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
by THE MUFFIN MAN November 09, 2012
Get the red matter mug.The Houdini: A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sex of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penile gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely. his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.
The Tricked, "Silly me I fell for yet another Houdini, that's the thrid time today."
The Tricker, "Hehe...he"
The Tricker, "Hehe...he"
by The Muffin Man May 07, 2004
Get the Houdini or Hudini mug.1)A male testical used in the reproduction process. See Penis/Dick/Cock
2)A word made up in the 8th grade Algebra class through Mrs. Dean's innability to hear. First meaning a pen that went shhh. Soon to become known through a different deffinition. (See 1)
shh-The noise you make when your telling somebody to shut up.
pen-A writing object in which ink is used.
2)A word made up in the 8th grade Algebra class through Mrs. Dean's innability to hear. First meaning a pen that went shhh. Soon to become known through a different deffinition. (See 1)
shh-The noise you make when your telling somebody to shut up.
pen-A writing object in which ink is used.
by The Muffin Man February 06, 2004
Get the Shpen mug.When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
by THE MUFFIN MAN November 09, 2012
Get the red velvet mug.The Rusted Trombone: When a man receives a rim job and a reach around (aka a handjob where the recipient, is in the front) at the same time and then proceeds to rip ass while getting the rimmy reach around combo.
Rusted Trombone Player, "There are 3 reasons why I like to play rusted trombones, the feel, the taste, and the smell."
Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.
Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.
by The Muffin Man May 07, 2004
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