The muffin man's definitions
A Chocolate Muffin is derived from the frosted muffin. It is a type of a rim job. It is when a man ejaculates into either a woman's and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his own semen out of the anal cavity.
by The Muffin Man June 23, 2006
Get the Chocolate Muffinmug. A derogatory more degrading term for calling someone son, who isn't in fact your son. Considered very disrespectful. Used to show authority or empowerment over a person. Basically labeling the person you refer to as skun your personal bitch.
Joe, "Go get me a beer skun!"
Bitch Boy, "What kind of beer sir?"
Joe, "You know I only drink King Cobra 40's skun!"
Bitch Boy, "What kind of beer sir?"
Joe, "You know I only drink King Cobra 40's skun!"
by The Muffin Man August 29, 2006
Get the Skunmug. Windshield Wiper: When a guy blows a load on someone's face and smacks his dick back and fourth across their face to wipe off his ejaculatories. Much like the windshield wipers of a car.
Some Slut, "you can only give me a money shot if you promise to windshield wipe it off."
Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."
Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."
by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004
Get the Windshield Wipermug. The Rusted Trombone: When a man receives a rim job and a reach around (aka a handjob where the recipient, is in the front) at the same time and then proceeds to rip ass while getting the rimmy reach around combo.
Rusted Trombone Player, "There are 3 reasons why I like to play rusted trombones, the feel, the taste, and the smell."
Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.
Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.
by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004
Get the The Rusted Trombonemug. A Frosted Muffin: When a man ejaculates into either a woman's vagina and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his semen own out of the crevasse into which he originally placed it.
Nothing turned Carissa on more than reciving frosted muffins from Shane.
Shane loved frosting Carissa's muffin.
Shane loved frosting Carissa's muffin.
by The Muffin Man April 29, 2004
Get the Frosted Muffinmug. A noun. A word referring to either a the monetary value of ten dollars, or 10 dollars worth of weed (depending on the quality of weed). Was widely introduced into common slang originally in Chicago in the late 1970’s early 1980’s.
Big Dawg, "Hey zJoe let me hold onto a Sawbuck until I get back on my feet."
zJoe, "Nah, zJaw I can't do it, between the rock and the dice I be broke."
zJoe, "Nah, zJaw I can't do it, between the rock and the dice I be broke."
by The Muffin Man June 11, 2006
Get the Sawbuckmug. A verb. When someone hits a bong, holds in the smoke then rips a beer bong and exhales the weed smoke. Invented at Dorsey's house in the late 1990's.
Dorsey, "Damn Stanger that's your 4th Bong Buster this hour."
Stanger, "Yeah you're telling me, I have to go to work at UPS in an hour."
Stanger, "Yeah you're telling me, I have to go to work at UPS in an hour."
by The Muffin Man August 29, 2006
Get the Bong Bustermug.