The mad shatter's definitions

high touch

Providing extra attention to something that generally results in extra results. It's also used to define pure bullshit as a way to disguise slacking off.

William said that he would be working on a "high touch" customer, but everyone in the office knew that he was really just reading the newspaper while sitting in his rocking chair.

by The mad shatter April 28, 2017

bust ass

1. To fart

2. A raw ass as a result of engaging in rough anal sex. Not appropriate unless the woman (or man if that is your thing) is tore up so bad that she (or he) can not walk straight for at least 5 days

1. Eew! he just busted ass and it stinks

2. I gave that ho a bust ass, and now she crappn' blood

by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

phlegm-thower

Someone who is coughing so hard the mucus they cough up shoots across the room.

What the hell is going on in that room?

I wouldn't go in there - Kathy caught a cold this weekend and she's turned into a phlegm-thower.

by The mad shatter December 3, 2018

Sen Wei

In Cantonese, a person with androgenous genetalia. Usually used as an insult, but is also traditionally used given as a middle name to children when they are born with the condition, as a warning to future sexual partners.

(Hot girl running out of the bedroom at a party) "OMG he dropped his pants and he was so Sen Wei!"

by the Mad Shatter April 26, 2005