When a jackass causes a catastrophe
Last night Stuart caused a jackastrophe! He got drunk and told Anna about how I stuck it in her sister's pooper, and it prevented me from getting a piece of her ass
by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005
1. To fart
2. A raw ass as a result of engaging in rough anal sex. Not appropriate unless the woman (or man if that is your thing) is tore up so bad that she (or he) can not walk straight for at least 5 days
2. A raw ass as a result of engaging in rough anal sex. Not appropriate unless the woman (or man if that is your thing) is tore up so bad that she (or he) can not walk straight for at least 5 days
by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005
The fear of dropping your phone in the toilet. It usually occurs when taking a piss and talking on the phone at the same time.
Hey man - are you still there?
Yeah, my phone slipped and I just had a bit of phoilet phobia, luckily I caught it so I'm good.
Yeah, my phone slipped and I just had a bit of phoilet phobia, luckily I caught it so I'm good.
by The mad shatter September 29, 2018
When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad
Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.
by The mad shatter June 18, 2014