The doctor's definitions

Ja-Moke

A regular no-frills guy, not stupid, not smart, not handsome, not ugly.

He's just a Ja-Moke.

by The Doctor October 1, 2004

pig's ear

cockney rhyming slang meaning 'beer'.

"let's go down the rub-a-dub and have a pint of cold pig's ear."

by The Doctor October 21, 2004

dead dog

A dead dog that is not alive.

A dog that is dead is a dead dog.

by The Doctor December 23, 2004

deep throating

Performing fellatio or having it performed by relaxing the back of the throat, eliminating the gag reflex, to allow deeper penetration of the penis.

My girlfriend enjoys the power she feels in making me climax by deep throating.

by The Doctor September 28, 2004

bojangles

n., a state of being that is extremely fine. After the great black dancer, "Bo" Jangles.

That dude is just *so* bojangles!

by The Doctor January 9, 2005

dag nab it

Another way to say "doggone it" or "damn it."

Dag nab it, I just can't help myself!

by The Doctor October 6, 2004

Demon Spawn

n. joking term used to refer to mischievious kids.

I've told you more than once, your child is a Demon Spawn.

by The Doctor October 18, 2004