Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The crafty cutie

Hobosexual

When you have public relations with your partner in a parking lot in broad daylight

We just went hobosexual

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Hobosexual. A couple who has sexual relations in a parking lot next to a dump truck in broad daylight after brunch.

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When your missus decides to over shave your neck and your beard overtime conjoins with your hairline at the back of your head!!

Look at the result of my wife's great work, I now have a 360 beard!!!!

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When your significant other is trying to say "get dressed" but is staring at your chest...

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A pair of people who not only act like complete douchebags, but do it simultaneously.

Those douchepods always crash my parties and bring all of their friends

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