The crafty cutie's definitions

Hobosexual

When you have public relations with your partner in a parking lot in broad daylight

We just went hobosexual

by The crafty cutie August 17, 2024

Hobosexual

Hobosexual. A couple who has sexual relations in a parking lot next to a dump truck in broad daylight after brunch.

Would you like to have hobosexual relations?

by The crafty cutie August 17, 2024

360 beard

When your missus decides to over shave your neck and your beard overtime conjoins with your hairline at the back of your head!!

Look at the result of my wife's great work, I now have a 360 beard!!!!

by The crafty cutie March 24, 2019

Get Chested

When your significant other is trying to say "get dressed" but is staring at your chest...

Please get chested, love

by The crafty cutie March 21, 2019

Douchepods

A pair of people who not only act like complete douchebags, but do it simultaneously.

Those douchepods always crash my parties and bring all of their friends

by The crafty cutie March 11, 2009