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Nerd

A nerd, in simple definition, is a person with poor social skills who is very intelligent and creative. Although the word "Nerd" has only been recently used, the species has been around for centuries.

They are persecuted because of their "social deficiency" and intelligence. However, true nerds do not care about this, since they have their own sense of what is cool.

They tend to be loners and egotistical people who embed themselves in things such as computer skills, art, music, books, plays etc to make up for their lack of status.

Although a nerd may have a few non-nerd associates, the nerd's only true friends will be other nerds; and additionally, nerds have only been known to mate with their own species.

The natural enemy of the nerd is the goth
A true Nerd does not need friends, for he always his his mind.
by The Zebu October 15, 2006
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Dork

A dork is the lowest member of the social food chain. Dorks have little if any friends, and always act in bizzare manners such as purposfully acting retarded or spastic.
If someone picks their nose and eats the snots, or farts and laughs at it, the individual is truly a dork.
by The Zebu November 20, 2003
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Mephistopheles

A demon frequent in occult mythology, and a cheif member in the Faust legend. Often seen in the form of a dog, horse, or raven familar.
Mephistopheles promised to serve as Faust's servant for 24 years.
by The Zebu November 20, 2003
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Necromancy

Sorcery/Shamanism style of raising the dead, either for control or divination.
The german sorceror Faust is known for practicing Necromancy.
by The Zebu November 20, 2003
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Kwan Dao

A chinese halberd having a slender, curing blade, usually with tassles on the tips. Used by the anceint warrior Kwan Dao who supposedly became a god.
The Kwan Dao was used cheifly for taking down calvary.
by The Zebu December 7, 2003
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Lock Legion

Group of Flash animators led by "Banana Lock" that uses objects with keyholes as faces. The Lock Legion was created in defiance of the Clock Crew.
Many Clocks dislike the Lock Legion
by The Zebu September 9, 2003
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strawberry clock

The self-proclaimed King of the Portal. He leads a band of animators known as the Clock Crew.
by The Zebu September 9, 2003
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