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Definitions by The Zebu

A nerd, in simple definition, is a person with poor social skills who is very intelligent and creative. Although the word "Nerd" has only been recently used, the species has been around for centuries.

They are persecuted because of their "social deficiency" and intelligence. However, true nerds do not care about this, since they have their own sense of what is cool.

They tend to be loners and egotistical people who embed themselves in things such as computer skills, art, music, books, plays etc to make up for their lack of status.

Although a nerd may have a few non-nerd associates, the nerd's only true friends will be other nerds; and additionally, nerds have only been known to mate with their own species.

The natural enemy of the nerd is the goth
A true Nerd does not need friends, for he always his his mind.
Nerd by The Zebu October 15, 2006
An organization of internet terrorists complrimising of ex-seniors from the clock crew. They are based at wtfnoob.com and devote themselves to anti-almost-everything and flash animation.
CC got boring, so I joined WTFnoob.
wtfnoob by The Zebu June 15, 2004
verb used to exclaim utter foolishness, awkwardness, unawareness, etc.
Someone- Hello

Me- Huh?

Someone- I am Yitzach Fimburg

Me- *dorps
dorp by The Zebu March 9, 2004

clockwork orange 

1. Sci-fi movie/book about a retro-ish gang leader who after beating people up, raping, stealing, etc, is taken to prison where he later is chosen to participate in a "special treatment" program to "cure" him.

2. Also, a term used in the CWO book to describe a person who is perfectly moral, nonviolent, etc; but has no free will.
Clockwork Orange is the best movie ever.
clockwork orange by The Zebu January 25, 2004
Word of Irish Gaelic origin; an insult. Use this handy acronym to remember the meaning:

B ig
I ignorant
F at
F ucker
Man, Miguel Caron is such a biff. I hate him.
biff by The Zebu January 25, 2004
Japanese for "devil" or "fiend".
The man was branded as the Akuma after his horrendous deeds.
akuma by The Zebu January 25, 2004

Kwan Dao 

A chinese halberd having a slender, curing blade, usually with tassles on the tips. Used by the anceint warrior Kwan Dao who supposedly became a god.
The Kwan Dao was used cheifly for taking down calvary.
Kwan Dao by The Zebu December 7, 2003