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That Finger Thing

"That Finger Thing" describes the act of massaging a women's "G" spot during oral sex.
Helen...What in the Fuck was "That Finger Thing" you did....Holly Shit.....It was like a multi-dimensional orgasm! I have never had anyone do that to me!....Really I'm not kidding!

Mark...Thanks!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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Textetary

A Textetary is a person that you ask to text for you when you can't....like when you are driving!
Mark...Janet could you be a good little Textetary and respond to tha the last text that Sherrill sent me? Tell her we are going out to the Honky Tonk!

Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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The AA wave

THe AA wave is the "Flying the Bird" in reverse. IT is used as a symbol that members of AA are trying to change and be nicer to people. IT is fomed by holding down the middle finger with the thumb and extending the other three fingers.

It was developed by Mark E. and Mike C. of Vancouver Washington on the anniversary of Dr. Bob's last drink! The next day was AA's 75th anniversary!
I was driving to an AA meeting the other day and some guy cut me off....probably by accident... so I gave him the AA wave and wished him well!
by The Wiz! June 28, 2010
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Barracken

Barracken is the term to describe the condition of something after Barrack Obama has had anything to do with it.
Mark....The economy is Barracken!
Chris ...Ya so is healthcare....and the banking system...and GM...and Chrysler!
Mark...I sure wish he would keep his nose out of everything...He has the "Reverse Midas Touch"!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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Frankenwiener

A Frankenwiener is the name for someones penis that was pierced cross ways. So that it has a bolt coming out each side like Frankensteins neck!
Jenny...I went out with Ben last night and we were gonna do it but when I reached down his pants I found out he had a Frankenwiener and there is NO WAY I'm gonna do him Now!

Marcie...Can I have his phone number then?
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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Kissgasm

When you feel euphoric from kissing some one....especially the first time.
I had a kissgasm from making out with Kelly! I almost passed out!
by The Wiz! May 26, 2010
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Foodno

Foodno is any media that glorifies FOOD!
Mark...I really want to meet Rachel Ray.
Sherril...She is a cutie!
Mark....No not because she is cute.....It's because she is a FOODNO star....I mean she has television shows, cook books and even her own magazine. I love watching her on her cooking show...especially when she says...YUMMO!
Sherril...I'm into Bobby Flay.....Hey do ya think we have a problem?
Mark...NO!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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