Helen...What in the Fuck was "That Finger Thing" you did....Holly Shit.....It was like a multi-dimensional orgasm! I have never had anyone do that to me!....Really I'm not kidding!
Mark...Thanks!
Mark...Thanks!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
Get the That Finger Thing mug.Mark...Janet could you be a good little Textetary and respond to tha the last text that Sherrill sent me? Tell her we are going out to the Honky Tonk!
Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!
Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
Get the Textetary mug.THe AA wave is the "Flying the Bird" in reverse. IT is used as a symbol that members of AA are trying to change and be nicer to people. IT is fomed by holding down the middle finger with the thumb and extending the other three fingers.
It was developed by Mark E. and Mike C. of Vancouver Washington on the anniversary of Dr. Bob's last drink! The next day was AA's 75th anniversary!
It was developed by Mark E. and Mike C. of Vancouver Washington on the anniversary of Dr. Bob's last drink! The next day was AA's 75th anniversary!
I was driving to an AA meeting the other day and some guy cut me off....probably by accident... so I gave him the AA wave and wished him well!
by The Wiz! June 28, 2010
Get the The AA wave mug.Mark.....Did ya hear what our NEW IRS slogan?
John.....No What is it?
Mark.....Carpe Dime!......Seize the Dime!
John....Ya they want as much of our money as possible!
John.....No What is it?
Mark.....Carpe Dime!......Seize the Dime!
John....Ya they want as much of our money as possible!
by The Wiz! June 26, 2010
Get the Carpe Dime mug.Mark...Shit...I left my cell phone at home ...we gotta turn around right now and go back and get it....I can't miss and calls or texts! I
Mark...NOW!
Jimi...Chill out we are just gonna be another minute..I need the iodine for my daughters cut.
Mark...NO...Now! Turn around...NOW!
I just can't take this...what if I miss a call!
Jimi...Ok I'll run in and be out in a flash! Quit phonsing so hard!
Mark..Screw it I'm driving back NOW! I will come back to pick Jimi in a bit.
Mark
Mark...NOW!
Jimi...Chill out we are just gonna be another minute..I need the iodine for my daughters cut.
Mark...NO...Now! Turn around...NOW!
I just can't take this...what if I miss a call!
Jimi...Ok I'll run in and be out in a flash! Quit phonsing so hard!
Mark..Screw it I'm driving back NOW! I will come back to pick Jimi in a bit.
Mark
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
Get the Phonsing mug.Barracken is the term to describe the condition of something after Barrack Obama has had anything to do with it.
Mark....The economy is Barracken!
Chris ...Ya so is healthcare....and the banking system...and GM...and Chrysler!
Mark...I sure wish he would keep his nose out of everything...He has the "Reverse Midas Touch"!
Chris ...Ya so is healthcare....and the banking system...and GM...and Chrysler!
Mark...I sure wish he would keep his nose out of everything...He has the "Reverse Midas Touch"!
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Get the Barracken mug.Mark...I really want to meet Rachel Ray.
Sherril...She is a cutie!
Mark....No not because she is cute.....It's because she is a FOODNO star....I mean she has television shows, cook books and even her own magazine. I love watching her on her cooking show...especially when she says...YUMMO!
Sherril...I'm into Bobby Flay.....Hey do ya think we have a problem?
Mark...NO!
Sherril...She is a cutie!
Mark....No not because she is cute.....It's because she is a FOODNO star....I mean she has television shows, cook books and even her own magazine. I love watching her on her cooking show...especially when she says...YUMMO!
Sherril...I'm into Bobby Flay.....Hey do ya think we have a problem?
Mark...NO!
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