Definitions by The Wicked Chica

Friend-cestuous 

The act of dating the ex of a close friend or family member.

You're dating your brother's ex? That's so friend-cestuous.

Friend-cestuous by The Wicked Chica October 21, 2010

Technical Laryngitis 

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.

My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.

Technical Laryngitis by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010

Goetta Bong 

The act of folding a paper plate in half and putting it into your mouth funnel style to get the last bits of goetta off the plate. Usually performed at Goetta Fest although socially acceptable anywhere goetta is served on paper plates.

Anna Maried tapped the Goetta bong after Steve, Nikki, Theresa & Kelly finshed the 10-way.

Goetta Bong by the wicked chica August 21, 2010

Ass Halo 

The impression the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting for an extended period of time.

I sat on the can playing Tetris for so long that I have an ass halo.

Ass Halo by The Wicked Chica May 12, 2010

ho bath

Using baby wipes to clean armpits, vagina, penis, butt crack when you don't have time to shower.

I hit the ladies room & took a ho bath before heading to happy hour.

ho bath by the wicked chica November 26, 2009

Republican threesome 

A threesome that doesn't involve nudity or penetration.

We invited her back to my place for a Republican threesome, I kissed her while he fondled & caressed her over her clothes.

Republican threesome by the wicked chica November 18, 2009